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Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by sixone220, Jan 22, 2005.

  1. sixone220

    sixone220 Cheesehead

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    How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard? Put up goal
    posts.~

    What do Billy Graham and the Vikings have in common? They both can
    make
    60,000 people stand up and yell : "Jesus Christ!"~

    Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? To the
    Metrodome...they never get a touchdown there.~

    What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super bowl ring? ~A
    thief.~

    Why was Viking's coach Mike Tice upset when the Vikings playbook
    was stolen? ~Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.~

    What's the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar bill? ~You can
    still get four quarters out of a dollar.~

    How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody
    knows and we may never find out!~

    What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
    Bowl?
    ~The Vikings.~

    What do both the Vikings and 'possums have in common? ~Both play
    dead
    at home and get killed on the road.~

    I also added a moss pic to the gallery under public funny.
     
  2. leopardmech

    leopardmech Cheesehead

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    LOL They are all classics. What other team could be so easy to make fun of.

    Later
    Leopardmech
     
  3. IPBprez

    IPBprez Cheesehead

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    Ever wonder why no one bothers to do Detroit Lions jokes?
    Hell, they play in Ford Field.

    I've been looking around and no one has anything written up...curious!
     
  4. leopardmech

    leopardmech Cheesehead

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    I guess they just haven't been good enough to hate. Although I do hate the Bears and they still suck.

    Later
    Leopardmech
     
  5. vikes93animal

    vikes93animal Cheesehead

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    HA HA!!! who had the last laugh this year. :lol:
    thank you.
    we like being good enough to hate.:twisted:
     
  6. vikes93animal

    vikes93animal Cheesehead

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    i will give you a hint. :mrgreen: :roll: :lol:
    lol, arent they enuff??????
     
  7. gotarace27

    gotarace27 Cheesehead

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    I can't speak for everyone else but i hate the viking even when their not any good,and thats more often than not. :lol:
     
  8. vikes93animal

    vikes93animal Cheesehead

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    r u pointing anyone out????
    lol jj
     
  9. Ryan

    Ryan Cheesehead

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    Hey I beat the vikings 107 to 7 last night in madden 2005 :) The only TD they got was on an INT (dang Favre).
     
  10. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    LoL, he blames the messenger :)


    Should have thrown it to WALKER!! heh heh
     
  11. vikes93animal

    vikes93animal Cheesehead

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    who got the int? AW?
    my man the animal?
     
  12. sixone220

    sixone220 Cheesehead

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    it's time to either bump up the skill level or take it off 15 min qtrs...lol
     
  13. Ryan

    Ryan Cheesehead

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    I don't know who got the INT, I was too salty that my unrealistic game wasn't a shutout :) I had it on 5min qtr and pro. I do need to bump it up to the next difficulty though. Thinking about it, it was the LOLB that made the INT.
     
  14. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    For me, there is a huge increase in difficulty when you go up to All Pro. I went from shut outs to nail biting in the forth quarter.
     
  15. Ryan

    Ryan Cheesehead

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    That's cool, I am going to bump it up when I play tonight. May cause some arial controller incidents, but it might be worth it to not hit 70 each game :)
     
  16. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    You gotta try using the mouse to play, its a pain but man it makes it feel like you are IN the game almost.

    My first run play I got jumpy and ran into my blocker to hide lol
     
  17. Ryan

    Ryan Cheesehead

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    Didn't know you could use a mouse, I don't know how much I would like that. I always like playing sports games on a console so you don't have to use the keyboard and mouse. Will any USB mouse work or does it have to be a "special" PS mouse?
     
  18. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    You can buy a controller for PC and it doesnt matter what kind of mouse. I have a USB and PS/2 and both work with madden.

    I only did the using mouse thing for chits n grins. Its extremely hard for me to tackle like that lol
     

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