Packers NFL power rankings

[News Bot]

1. New England Patriots
New meaning to term cheat sheet.
2. Seattle Seahawks
Wishing for a Kam-eo appearance.
3. Green Bay Packers
Seeking NFC Championship bye.
4. Kansas City Chiefs
Reid hopes to reduce Watt-age.
5. Indianapolis Colts
Will pack air pump just in case.
6. Philadelphia Eagles
Can score without clock even moving.
7. Pittsburgh Steelers
Enjoyed Geico commercial on headset.
8. Dallas Cowboys
Jerry's hip replaced; will start at CB.
9. Denver Broncos
Will vote on whether to run ball.
10. Carolina Panthers
Facing Jags = fifth preseason game.
11. Arizona Cardinals
Hope Matt Barkley never breaks sweat.
12. Baltimore Ravens
Look what Trestman did for Cutler.
13. Miami Dolphins
Good news: Suh not suspended — yet.
14. Minnesota Vikings
AP has 3:40 reservation for end zone.
15. San Diego Chargers
Will run routes into L.A. County.
16. Houston Texans
Hoyer is poor man's Schaub.
17. St. Louis Rams
Have plan to wrassle Russell.
18. New Orleans Saints
Secondary a primary concern.
19. Cincinnati Bengals
Keeping keys away from Dalton.
20. New York Giants
Eli's contract voided if he throws INT.
21. Atlanta Falcons
Roster is construction site.
22. Detroit Lions
Defense gets to chase Melvin Gordon.
23. Buffalo Bills
Rex's fantasy team has no QB also.
24. Oakland Raiders
Forgot background check on Aldon Smith.
25. New York Jets
Drawing up plans to hide QB.
26. Cleveland Browns
For once, Manziel least of problems.
27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Lovie keeps calling Winston "Jay."
28. Tennessee Titans
Mariota able to identify center now.
29. Chicago Bears
Could use Forte on defense, too.
30. San Francisco 49ers
Able to lose in virtual reality.
31. Jacksonville Jaguars
They'll always have London.
32. Washington
Snyder's favorite phrase: 'You're fired.'

Source: JSOnline.com