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<blockquote data-quote="cheesey" data-source="post: 196720" data-attributes="member: 419"><p>Well, i FINALLY got ahold of her.........(i can see now why people make so much fun of blondes!)</p><p>Cheesey: Thank you Jessica for taking time off from your busy schedule of.........uh..........what exactly is it that you do?</p><p>Jessica Simpson:Right now???? Tony Romo!</p><p>CH:I meant WHAT do you do.....not WHO.</p><p>JS:Oh....sorry! You know, i'm an actress and a singer!</p><p>CH:What was your favorite roll?</p><p>JS:Those crescent ones.......i LOVE them with LOTS of butter!</p><p>CH:No....i mean MOVIE roll!</p><p>JS:I never had that brand.........I like the little Pillsbury guy.......he's SOOO cute!</p><p>CH:Geez.......lets try another question. Are you a natural blonde?</p><p>JS:What does that mean? Are there unnatural ones?</p><p>CH:I mean is that your real hair color?</p><p>JS:Let me check.......... yeah,I think so.</p><p>CH:What is one of your favorite foods?</p><p>JS: Oh! TUNA! "Chicken of the Sea!.......... I just don't understnd how those chickens swim though...........all those feathers and all. </p><p>CH:Uh......."Chicken of the Sea" is not really CHICKEN! It's FISH!</p><p>JS: I know that silly! But i still never saw fish with with feathers........you would think they would be on the n-dangerd spee-seas list or something. They must be real rare.</p><p>CH<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/frown.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-shortname=":(" />yeah.........almost as rare as a SMART blonde!)</p><p>JS:What did you say?</p><p>CH:Nothing.......some people say the reason that Tony Romo played so bad at the game a couple weeks ago was because you were there. They said your being there distracted him. Do you think that was the reason?</p><p>JS:Well, if i told you what i told him i was gonna do to him after the game, you would understand why he was distracted!</p><p>CH:Wow......I'm NOT going to ask you what you told him. I noticed you had that pink Cowboys jersey on with his number 9 on it, did he give that to you?</p><p>JS:Oh.......that was a 9? When i looked down at it, it was a 6!</p><p>CH: :roll: Are you planning on going to anymore Cowboy games?</p><p>JS:I hope so! I want to see Tony hit a home run!</p><p>CH:Jessica, thats BASEBALL!</p><p>JS:Really!?!?Tony told me he was gonna try to get to "third base" with me tonight.</p><p>CH<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/eek.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />.......k</p><p>Thanks Jessica for taking the time off from your busy schedule for me.</p><p>JS:Your welcome Cheesey! I'm hungry.........would you like to have lunch with me before you go? I'm gonna have some of that "Chicken of the Sea"...........I'll let you have your choice of a leg or thigh if you want. </p><p>CH:No thanks Jessica..........I lost my appetite!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Any resemblance to this and an actual interview with Jessica Simpson.......well, in this case, it might be closer to the truth then usual! :lol:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cheesey, post: 196720, member: 419"] Well, i FINALLY got ahold of her.........(i can see now why people make so much fun of blondes!) Cheesey: Thank you Jessica for taking time off from your busy schedule of.........uh..........what exactly is it that you do? Jessica Simpson:Right now???? Tony Romo! CH:I meant WHAT do you do.....not WHO. JS:Oh....sorry! You know, i'm an actress and a singer! CH:What was your favorite roll? JS:Those crescent ones.......i LOVE them with LOTS of butter! CH:No....i mean MOVIE roll! JS:I never had that brand.........I like the little Pillsbury guy.......he's SOOO cute! CH:Geez.......lets try another question. Are you a natural blonde? JS:What does that mean? Are there unnatural ones? CH:I mean is that your real hair color? JS:Let me check.......... yeah,I think so. CH:What is one of your favorite foods? JS: Oh! TUNA! "Chicken of the Sea!.......... I just don't understnd how those chickens swim though...........all those feathers and all. CH:Uh......."Chicken of the Sea" is not really CHICKEN! It's FISH! JS: I know that silly! But i still never saw fish with with feathers........you would think they would be on the n-dangerd spee-seas list or something. They must be real rare. CH:(yeah.........almost as rare as a SMART blonde!) JS:What did you say? CH:Nothing.......some people say the reason that Tony Romo played so bad at the game a couple weeks ago was because you were there. They said your being there distracted him. Do you think that was the reason? JS:Well, if i told you what i told him i was gonna do to him after the game, you would understand why he was distracted! CH:Wow......I'm NOT going to ask you what you told him. I noticed you had that pink Cowboys jersey on with his number 9 on it, did he give that to you? JS:Oh.......that was a 9? When i looked down at it, it was a 6! CH: :roll: Are you planning on going to anymore Cowboy games? JS:I hope so! I want to see Tony hit a home run! CH:Jessica, thats BASEBALL! JS:Really!?!?Tony told me he was gonna try to get to "third base" with me tonight. CH:o.......k Thanks Jessica for taking the time off from your busy schedule for me. JS:Your welcome Cheesey! I'm hungry.........would you like to have lunch with me before you go? I'm gonna have some of that "Chicken of the Sea"...........I'll let you have your choice of a leg or thigh if you want. CH:No thanks Jessica..........I lost my appetite! Any resemblance to this and an actual interview with Jessica Simpson.......well, in this case, it might be closer to the truth then usual! :lol: [/QUOTE]
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