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  1. SELECT cache_value
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    WHERE permission_combination_id = ?
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  2. SELECT thread.*
    	,
    		user.gender, user.avatar_date, user.gravatar,
    		NULL AS thread_read_date,
    		0 AS thread_reply_banned,
    		0 AS thread_is_watched,
    		'' AS draft_message, NULL AS draft_extra
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_user AS user ON
    			(user.user_id = thread.user_id)
    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 12329
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    SIMPLEuserconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
  3. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache,
    		NULL AS forum_read_date
    FROM xf_forum AS forum
    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
    	LEFT JOIN xf_permission_cache_content AS permission
    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
    			AND permission.content_type = 'node'
    			AND permission.content_id = forum.node_id)
    WHERE node.node_id = ?
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    SIMPLEnodeconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEpermissionconstPRIMARYPRIMARY35const,const,const1 
  4. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
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  5. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_articles ON (EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = xf_thread.thread_id)
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    SIMPLExf_postconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
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  6. SELECT post.*
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    		user.*, IF(user.username IS NULL, post.username, user.username) AS username,
    		user_profile.*,
    		user_privacy.*,
    		signature_parse_cache.parse_tree AS signature_parsed, bb_code_parse_cache.cache_version AS signature_cache_version,
    		session_activity.view_date AS last_view_date,
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    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (1,2,4,5,6,7,8,10)) as positive_rating_count
    	
    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (14,11,12,13)) as negative_rating_count
    	
    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (3,9)) as neutral_rating_count
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    pr_cache.rating_cache,
    pr2.rating
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_bb_code_parse_cache AS bb_code_parse_cache ON
    			(bb_code_parse_cache.content_type = 'post' AND bb_code_parse_cache.content_id = post.post_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_user AS user ON
    			(user.user_id = post.user_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_user_profile AS user_profile ON
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_bb_code_parse_cache AS signature_parse_cache ON
    			(signature_parse_cache.content_type = 'signature' AND signature_parse_cache.content_id = post.user_id)
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    left join dark_postrating pr2 on (post.post_id = pr2.post_id and pr2.user_id = 0)
    WHERE post.thread_id = ?
    	 AND (post.position >= 0 AND post.position < 25) 
    	AND (post.message_state IN ('visible'))
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    PRIMARYbb_code_parse_cacheeq_refcontent_type_idcontent_type_id31const,packerfo_maindb.post.post_id1 
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    PRIMARYuser_profileeq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY4packerfo_maindb.post.user_id1 
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  7. INSERT DELAYED INTO xf_thread_view
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    VALUES
    	(?)
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  8. UPDATE xf_thread SET hot_count = hot_count + 1 WHERE thread_id = 12329
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  9. SELECT thread.*
    	,
    		0 AS thread_reply_banned
    FROM xf_thread AS thread
    
    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 12329
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  10. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache
    FROM xf_forum AS forum
    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
    	LEFT JOIN xf_permission_cache_content AS permission
    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
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    			AND permission.content_id = forum.node_id)
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  11. SELECT *
    FROM xf_ignore_thread
    WHERE user_id = ?
    	AND thread_id = ?
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  12. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
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    Params: 12329
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  13. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_articles ON (EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = xf_thread.thread_id)
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  14. INSERT INTO xf_session_activity
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    VALUES
    	(?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
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    	ip = VALUES(ip),
    	controller_name = VALUES(controller_name),
    	controller_action = VALUES(controller_action),
    	view_state = VALUES(view_state),
    	params = VALUES(params),
    	view_date = VALUES(view_date),
    	robot_key = VALUES(robot_key)
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  15. SELECT title, phrase_text
    FROM xf_phrase_compiled
    WHERE language_id = ?
    	AND title IN ('freepro_menu_tickets', 'freepro_menu_schedule', 'freepro_menu_roster', 'freepro_menu_draft')
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
    SIMPLExf_phrase_compiledrangePRIMARYPRIMARY106 4Using where
  16. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 196720, a:1:{i:0;s:2559:"Well, i FINALLY got ahold of her.........(i can see now why people make so much fun of blondes!) Cheesey: Thank you Jessica for taking time off from your busy schedule of.........uh..........what exactly is it that you do? Jessica Simpson:Right now???? Tony Romo! CH:I meant WHAT do you do.....not WHO. JS:Oh....sorry! You know, i'm an actress and a singer! CH:What was your favorite roll? JS:Those crescent ones.......i LOVE them with LOTS of butter! CH:No....i mean MOVIE roll! JS:I never had that brand.........I like the little Pillsbury guy.......he's SOOO cute! CH:Geez.......lets try another question. Are you a natural blonde? JS:What does that mean? Are there unnatural ones? CH:I mean is that your real hair color? JS:Let me check.......... yeah,I think so. CH:What is one of your favorite foods? JS: Oh! TUNA! "Chicken of the Sea!.......... I just don't understnd how those chickens swim though...........all those feathers and all. CH:Uh......."Chicken of the Sea" is not really CHICKEN! It's FISH! JS: I know that silly! But i still never saw fish with with feathers........you would think they would be on the n-dangerd spee-seas list or something. They must be real rare. CH:(yeah.........almost as rare as a SMART blonde!) JS:What did you say? CH:Nothing.......some people say the reason that Tony Romo played so bad at the game a couple weeks ago was because you were there. They said your being there distracted him. Do you think that was the reason? JS:Well, if i told you what i told him i was gonna do to him after the game, you would understand why he was distracted! CH:Wow......I'm NOT going to ask you what you told him. I noticed you had that pink Cowboys jersey on with his number 9 on it, did he give that to you? JS:Oh.......that was a 9? When i looked down at it, it was a 6! CH: :roll: Are you planning on going to anymore Cowboy games? JS:I hope so! I want to see Tony hit a home run! CH:Jessica, thats BASEBALL! JS:Really!?!?Tony told me he was gonna try to get to "third base" with me tonight. CH:o.......k Thanks Jessica for taking the time off from your busy schedule for me. JS:Your welcome Cheesey! I'm hungry.........would you like to have lunch with me before you go? I'm gonna have some of that "Chicken of the Sea"...........I'll let you have your choice of a leg or thigh if you want. CH:No thanks Jessica..........I lost my appetite! Any resemblance to this and an actual interview with Jessica Simpson.......well, in this case, it might be closer to the truth then usual! :lol:";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 196721, a:1:{i:0;s:33:"So funny. Thats Jessica for you.";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  18. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
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    Params: post, 196722, a:1:{i:0;s:45:"LOL thats great what was the real interview?";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  19. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 196723, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:17:"Green_Bay_Packers";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:27:"[quote="Green_Bay_Packers"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:45:"LOL thats great what was the real interview?";}}i:1;s:65:" There wasn't one..........thats why i made it up! :wink: :lol:";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  20. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 196724, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:17:"Green_Bay_Packers";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:27:"[quote="Green_Bay_Packers"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:45:"LOL thats great what was the real interview?";}}i:1;s:65:" There wasn't one..........thats why i made it up! :wink: :lol:";}}i:1;s:128:" Talk her into coming to the NFC Championship game in Dallas when the Packers come to play. Be a great distraction for Romo.";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  21. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 196725, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:7:"cheesey";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:17:"[quote="cheesey"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:17:"Green_Bay_Packers";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:27:"[quote="Green_Bay_Packers"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:45:"LOL thats great what was the real interview?";}}i:1;s:65:" There wasn't one..........thats why i made it up! :wink: :lol:";}}i:1;s:128:" Talk her into coming to the NFC Championship game in Dallas when the Packers come to play. Be a great distraction for Romo.";}}i:1;s:133:" Well....i'm hoping she shows up in 2 weeks at the Dallas game.........then they lose, and we have the NFC championship game here!!!";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
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    Params: post, 196726, a:1:{i:0;s:26:"Another classic Cheesy! :D";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 196727, a:1:{i:0;s:21:"Cheesey is priceless.";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  24. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
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    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
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    Params: post, 196729, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:26:"Another classic Cheesy! :D";}}i:1;s:258:" Thanks Toddy! I tried to explain that you were from Australia..........she said "What state is that in?" I told het "No! Haven't you ever heard of "down under?" She of course replied "Down UNDERWHERE!??!?" I gave up after that.................... :lol:";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    Params: post, 196730, a:1:{i:0;s:49:"Cheesy, you really do know how to make one's day.";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    Params: post, 196731, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:7:"carol k";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:17:"[quote="carol k"]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:49:"Cheesy, you really do know how to make one's day.";}}i:1;s:169:" I noticed how you stopped there :wink: Now i have to think......make ones day GOOD, or make ones day ROTTEN! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: (Thank you, by the way! :D )";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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    Params: post, 196732, a:1:{i:0;s:62:"You say you finally got ahold of her. What did she feel like?";}, 1458829234, 1464161341
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  29. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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