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Been away for a couple of days.

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
happened in their last home
before the ugly dome
when Bud Grant controlled the scene.
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Were their dumb purple shirts
And getting stomped in the dirt
By the unstoppable Gold & Green
 

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Man, you people are talented. I showed what was in so far to Scott Gragg last night and he about split reading them. He played many years for the 49ers and started 142 straight games for them. Just retired this year. Tim Hauck is out recruiting in California and will be back next week. He's going to have a blast with these.

If you haven't entered, don't forget to. May 24th deadline.

MontanaBob
 

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MontanaBob said:
Man, you people are talented. I showed what was in so far to Scott Gragg last night and he about split reading them. He played many years for the 49ers and started 142 straight games for them. Just retired this year. Tim Hauck is out recruiting in California and will be back next week. He's going to have a blast with these.

If you haven't entered, don't forget to. May 24th deadline.

MontanaBob

Are we allowed more than one entry?
 

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I originally said only one entry per person. But I'm wavering a bit on that rule. Let me ask my first grade PE classes what they think I should do and I'll post the answer at 10:20 am this morning...mountain time.

MB
 

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bozz_2006 said:
if i know anything about first graders, i think we'll ultimately be allowed more than one entry.

If I know anything about first graders, I think they will be too busy having to go Pee Pee to vote :lol:
 

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Man, these first graders are vicious. Lots of opinions, lots of potty breaks, lots of whining, etc. But to quote one boy, whose mother just happens to be the Associate A.D. at the U of Montana, " Maybe they can do better on a second try, so they should get two chances." Words of wisdom from a 7 year old.

So....you may enter TWO (2) times. All other rules must be followed.

MontanaBob
 

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Thank you to all the first graders out there. Hopefully my second try is not considered vulgar or swearing:

There once was a team called the Queens
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems
Was to go fishing for bass
Really looking for ***
Just a typical Viking routine.





Note to judges....by *** I mean donkey, of course. Disqualification would be unwarranted!!!!!
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Is to make the Pack back up,
As Favre throws up another duck,
And the Pack fans pull out their hair and scream.
 

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:)
There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Were helmets with horns
There heads to adorn,
A team to make a true Viking scream.
 

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Tromadz Part II

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to lose to Green Bay,
In every big game,
And make it an annual thing!
 

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Hey Bob, I,ll give you one to show for the kids involved.
Ok Gang, I'll give it another shot.......

"There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,

Twas to give any excuse & slant,
Since the depature of Bud Grant,

and wish they could pose with the TROPHY Saying CHEESE!!!
You must be logged in to see this image or video!
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
was to look like a purple gay duck,
and more than "da Bears" they suck!
Hey! You and me know, what that means.
 

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Bozz part deux

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was in 2003,
When down their legs, they did pee,
As they blew it in week 17.
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems.
was to charter a boat and raise hell
get numerous players all sent to jail,
and never, no never wear a ring.
 

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PackerLegend # 2




There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems.
Was... Well Never,
But They Have Been Trying Forever
Just To Fail Yet Again, But They Can Still Have Fun With The Sex Boat Scenes
 

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bozz_2006 said:
Bozz part deux

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was in 2003,
When down their legs, they did pee,
As they blew it in week 17.

this one gets my vote!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was to wear purple uniforms and play inside
Right now they are on the outside
Looking at Super Bowl Trophies from other TEAMS
 

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I will have to stick with my original -

There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Was four trips to the dance
A love boat romance
No trophies but several vaccines
 

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There once was a team called the Queens
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
Is flowing Goldilocks curls
Always playing like girls
Wishing they had franks and beans.

Warren was hilarious in that movie...and an inspiraion today.
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose sole claim to fame, so it seems
Was a dude with a rubber member
Whose name I don't quite remember
Just so his pee would flow clean.

This paid advertisement brough to you by "The Original Whizzinator"
 

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There once was a team called the Queens,
Whose lone claim to fame, so it seems,
is having been to four dances
and squandering their chances
along with their hopes and their dreams.

This team that we mention
Was never in contention,
It makes their fans bitter,
They swear and they litter.
It's always a season of tension.

There is a hope that one day,
The Queens will move away,
To which state, We don't care
How about Delaware
Let the North regain it's old way.
 

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