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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by CaliforniaCheez, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. CaliforniaCheez

    CaliforniaCheez Cheesehead

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    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL238985120070625?feedType=RSS&rpc=22&sp=true

    An Amsterdam barber has been arrested for stabbing a client with scissors, the second such incident involving the barber, Dutch police said on Saturday.

    Police said they were holding the man, 42, and investigating whether attempted manslaughter charges should be brought against him

    The barber stabbed another client with scissors in 2000. The man later died of his wounds, although the barber was cleared of any charges after a court found he had acted in self-defense.

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    Make sure you are watching your barber in the mirror as he stands behind you with sharp instruments.
     
  2. cheesey

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    Geez........self defense in a BARBER CHAIR!?!? Didn't that raise more then a few questions???
    (Cheesey pictures "Floyd the barber" from Mayberry, as he stabs Goober repeatedly for complaining that his sideburns were "Cut too short!") :rotflmao:
     
  3. CaliforniaCheez

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    "It was terrible Andy, just terrible."
     
  4. cheesey

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    Barney comes in, draws a chalk outline around Goober.

    Barney: Why'd ya do it Floyd???Why'd ya kill ol' Goob???
    Goober: Barney, I'm not dead yet!!!
    Barney: SHUT UP GOOBER! Can't you see I'm interogating your murderer!?!?
    Goober: But I ain't DEAD yet!!!
    Floyd: Uh......i....i.....uh......YESSSS!.......... What was the question again Barney???
    Otis Cambell stagers in, and trips over Goober
    Otis: Wha the HECK iz Goober doin' on the floor? Whas all this RED stuff?
    Barney: SHUT UP OTIS!!! I gotta NIP THIS IN THE BUD! NIP IT I SAY!!!
    Otis: Oh boy Barney.....Andy is gonna be ticked off!
    Aunt Bea comes in with a basket of fried chicken
    Aunt Bea: barNEY!!! I have lunch for all you boys!
    Barney: Aunt Bea, can't you see i'm interragating a murder suspect???
    Aunt Bea: Murder??? Who's dead???
    Barney: GOOBERS dead!!! Floyd done kilt him!
    Goober: I told ya Barney! I AIN'T DEAD YET!!!
    Barney takes a jacket off a hook, puts it over Goobers face and smothers him.
    Barney: There! Now maybe he'll be QUIET!......MMMMM! That chicken sure smells good Aunt Bea!
    Aunt Bea: Now that Goober's dead, theres an extra piece for each of you!
     
  5. Green_Bay_Packers

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    Thats sick he should be locked up.
     

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