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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DevilDon" data-source="post: 515464" data-attributes="member: 2057">For those who don't get it:Little Johnny wants to buy candy for his entire class of 53. He wants to give everyone a jumbo candy bar but they are $1.00. He can buy regular candy bars at $.50 but he only has $10.00.Thobidioux is a neighbor and his best buddy so he gives him 2 jumbos.Little Bus, Smokey and Alice help him study and win in exams. He buys them all jumbos.Gaylen, Trixie, Burt, Ernie and Jeff are on his baseball team so he buys them regulars.Eddie, Bobbie, Tommy, Donnie, Markie and Max are all in his boy scout pack so he gives them 10 penny candies.Aaron, Jordy, Randall, Eddie, Clay, Datone, Johnathan, B.J., C.J., A.J., T.J., J.C. and M.D. all play in marbles leagues with him so he gives them 5 penny candies.He gives everyone else a penny candy and holds on to $1.00 in case he needs help with his next Math exam.There is a salary cap in the NFL. You can't build a roster of all blue chippers.Best you can do is suck for several successive years to get lots of high draft picks that you can pay with penny candy. Problem is...... nobody wants to sit through 4 years of terrible football while you gather your roster of low=paid stars.</blockquote>

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