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I HAVE to share this!!!

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, May 13, 2008.

  1. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I got one of those "send us money and we will send you MORE money" type scam emails. So, i like to have some fun with them......so I wrote back, making fun of the guy's name (he's Jonathan Da-Silver, so i told him my name was "Jonafat Duh-Goldy", and I told him I'm from the planit "Mars". I got an email back from him today.......I darn near peed myself!!!! Here it is:

    Subject: From Mr. Da-silver Jonathan

    Attn Mr. Jonafat Duh-goldy,

    In respect to the mail you sent to me, please I will be very happy if
    you can send to me your personal information according to what you said
    again you said that you originated from Mars please which continent is
    this Mars, Again what is the exchange rate of this Martian currency to
    American dollar and British pounds

    Please I am expecting your immediate response on this, to enable us
    forge ahead on this transaction.

    Thanks

    Mr. Da-silver Jonathan"

    LOLOLOL!!!! Now i have to figure how to respond!!! I never got an answer when i wrote a goofy reply before! This is a first!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. ElleBlue

    ElleBlue Cheesehead

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    Some people just don't give up, do they?
     
  3. gopackgo

    gopackgo Cheesehead

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    This is amazing.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. CaliforniaCheez

    CaliforniaCheez Cheesehead

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    Thank you for your continued interest. Arraingements are not so complicated.

    Mail and shipping is sent via NASA.

    Mr. Johnaphat Duh-goldy
    John F. Kennedy Space Center
    Kenedy Space Center FL 32899
    Attn Mars Logistics Team
    Code 7734

    As to currency conversion that can be arrainged through the Interplanetary Bank of Mars (IPM) as their currency exchange is based on the weekly median rate and not the daily business rate. They do guarantee and coordinate the exchange with your financial institution at that market rate.

    Please forward your company's account number, routing number, and password(s) and I will arrange for payment within the next 10 days.

    I look forward to your financial infomation and affirmative response initiating our business relationship.

    Sincerely,


    Da-Silver Jonathan
     
  5. DGB454

    DGB454 Cheesehead

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    Perfect :lol:

    (except for the name at the end)
     
  6. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I think i'm gonna send that.......plus add some on of my own! I'll post what I add once i get it figured out! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I KNOW!!!!
    Who am i dealing with here??? The "Men in Black???" :shock: :lol:
     
  8. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    OK......this is what I sent:

    ATTN: Mr. Dasilver, Jonathan


    Thank you for your continued interest. Arraingements are not so complicated.

    Mail and shipping is sent via NASA.

    Mr. Johnafat Duh-goldy
    John F. Kennedy Space Center
    Kenedy Space Center FL 32899
    Attn Mars Logistics Team
    Code 7734

    As to currency conversion that can be arrainged through the Interplanetary Bank of Mars (IPM) as their currency exchange is based on the weekly median rate and not the daily business rate. They do guarantee and coordinate the exchange with your financial institution at that market rate.

    Please forward your company's account number, routing number, and password(s) and I will arrange for payment within the next 10 days.

    I look forward to your financial infomation and affirmative response initiating our business relationship.

    I will be making a trip to Mars shortly, and I am certain that my people will be VERY interested in your offer. I am in contact with a company right now from Uranus, and plan to make a stop there after my trip to Mars. "Uranus Incorperated" is a multi-million dollar company, with plants all over the Milky Way, and is VERY interseted in building a plant on Earth. I have heard that "Uranus" is VERY big! It would take many men to fill "Uranus!" But I am certain that you already know that. I am sure that you have also already heard of their company slogan: "Better things are coming out of Uranus every day".

    I have even given thought to making a stop at Pluto to see if they also might be interested. But as I'm certain you know, Pluto is kind of a "Mickey Mouse" operation. The people there are kind of Goofy.

    Sincerely,
    Duh-Goldy Jonafat
     
  9. IronMan

    IronMan Cheesehead

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Great work Cheesey.
     
  11. Profizzle99

    Profizzle99 Cheesehead

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    Nice one haha, never got a responce like this before from them.
     
  12. MontanaBob

    MontanaBob Cheesehead

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    You mean that Mr. Da-Silver Jonathan is a scam??? :shock: Crap, I just sent that guy my brothers e-mail and bank account number. :lol:

    Oh well, better him than me. :wink:



    On a more somber note, an old couple who used to live across the street from my Mother really got taken by Rev. Jimmy Baker and Jerry Falwell. When they died, their son found out that almost $450,000 in savings and stock had gone to their "ministries." They died penniless and the son was left to try to pay off another mortgage they had taken on their home.
     
  13. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Heres something for me to share with all of you. you should enjoy this.
    Talk about getting screwed.


    HOLY PROSTITUTES

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
    out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    second thought....

    Soon he sees another sign which reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
    past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
    side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
    door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
    long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

    He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
    possibly doing business...'

    'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
    passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and
    tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

    He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
    door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through
    the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

    He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
    door pulling it shut behind him.

    The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
    another sign:

    GO IN PEACE!
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU SINNER!
     
  14. NodakPaul

    NodakPaul Cheesehead

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    LOL> Nice one PackerChick!
     
  15. mkapp

    mkapp Cheesehead

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    Dont the British use Euros?
     
  16. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I haven't got a reply from them yet.......maybe they finally figured out that i'm giving them "the business!"
    OR....maybe they are writting to the Kennedy Space Center!!! :shock: :lol:
    "Better things are coming out of Uranus every day" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  17. gopackgo

    gopackgo Cheesehead

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    No, they've held out as far as I know. Almost every other European does though.
     
  18. MontanaBob

    MontanaBob Cheesehead

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    I had some euros last night for dinner. Pretty darn good too.
     
  19. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    I got that in an email from a relative. Glad you liked it.
     
  20. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Got a response today!
    "Attn; Mr. Johnafat Duh-goldy,
    This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail, the contents therein
    well understood and noted.
    Approval has been granted for you to receive your payment through the
    paying bank the NATWEST BANK, Infinibot Customer Support 21GOLDERS GREEN
    ROAD LONDON NW11 8EQ Email: info@natwestbnk-uk.net,
    natwest1banklondon_uk@yahoo.co.uk TELEPHONE: 44-207-060-0702, Fax
    44-207-060-1977.
    You are advice to contact Mr. Tony Mayers the head operations or Mrs
    Barbara Cooke for immediate release of your fund; you should discuss the
    issue of opening an account with them.
    Please write out the questioner as stated below as follows to the Bank
    for them to be sure of that you are the beneficiary:

    BENEFICIARY’S NAME:____________________________________________
    AGE:________CONTRACTOR’S I.D CARD NO. :_______________________
    COMPANY’S NAME: ______________________________________________
    ADDRESS: _______________________________________________________
    TELEPHONE NO.___________________________ FAX NO._____________
    CONTRACT APPROVE NUMBERS_________________________________
    BANK NAME: ___________________________________________________
    ADDRESS: _______________________________________________________
    ACCOUNT NO.___________________________________________________
    SWIFT CODE: ________________________ABA/ROUTING NO.__________
    ACCOUNT NAME: _______________________________________________
    AMOUNT: ______________________________________________________
    SIGNATURE: ___________________
    DATE: __________________
    Thank you and congratulation.
    Yours sincerely,
    Mr. Da-silver Jonathan"

    So.....do you think these "Eiensteins" are gonna actually write to the Kennedy Space Center with this info? Are they gonna ask THEM for the "Martian currency rate?" (Dang.......wish i could be there to see the looks on the faces at K.S.C. when they get that request!!!) :lol:
    I don't think I'll write them again......just wait and see what happens.
     
  21. Zombieslayer

    Zombieslayer Cheesehead

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    Maybe his Nigerian school wasn't too good.

    Here's something to throw him. Ask him if he's Ibo or Hausa.
     
  22. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I have NOOO clue what that means!!!
    Anyway........I'm expecting NASA to show up at my door any day now..... :shock: :lol:
     
  23. longtimefan

    longtimefan Super Moderator Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Type of a language
     

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