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Husband Mounrs 20th Anniversary

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by TOPackerFan, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. TOPackerFan

    TOPackerFan Cheesehead

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    Hope you enjoy!

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched by his memory. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years’?"

    "I remember that too", she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"
     
  2. PackerChick

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Nothing else to say. :lol:
     
  3. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    LoL I like that. I read it first at officepirates.com ... funny shiznit!
     
  4. cheesey

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    If i said that to my wife.........i'd have the shotgun in my face AGAIN!!!LOLOL!!! :lol:
     

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