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How come?????????????

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by Poppa San, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Just a few random thoughts to fill time

    ...I can't send / receive texts on my home phone
    ...my dog knows enough to leave the skunk alone only after the skunk is dead
    ... politicians think we actually believe them
    ... the ones I love the most are so annoying
     
  2. GigaPaladin

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    I don't know the answer to any of those questions.
     
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  3. GreenBayGal

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    ...my upper arms are starting to sway hitherto like old ladies?
     
  4. Kitten

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    For questions that don't have any answers! :)

    How come there is no channel 1?

    You know Ray Charles? How he used to bop his head around when he was at the microphone? Well, if he was so blind, how come he never chipped a tooth on the microphone?

    Why do we question in our minds when somebody says they love you but we don't question it when somebody is mad with you?
     
  5. Darth Garfunkel

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    How come 7-11's have locks on their doors when they are open 24-7-365?

    I have an old trash can, How do I throw it away? The garbage man just keeps leaving it...

    Why do people say "I have to take a s*%t" when they are really leaving it behind?
     
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  6. Croak

    Croak Terminally twisted.

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    I can answer the Ray Charles one! A microphone has a particular smell. The closer you get to it the stronger the smell.

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  7. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Do they? We don't have 7-11 around here. The 24/7 stations around here have locks to use when the winds or rains are from a certain direction and they don't want those doors used.

    According to some of the stuff that winds up by my place, it looks like you toss it out when heading down the highway. Another disadvantage of rural living.

    As a followup, how do you know something tastes like s*%t? Eat a lot of it do you?
     
  8. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Channel one has an answer http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/344/why-is-there-no-channel-one-on-television
     
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  9. Vltrophy

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    How come we park in a drive way and drive on a park way.
     
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  10. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    For the same reason that a package sent by boat is a "cargo", but one sent by truck is a "shipment". (Courtesy of answers.com)
     
  11. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Why do home football teams wear the dark jerseys but in baseball and basketball they wear the white jerseys?
     
  12. Vltrophy

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    .....when people are at a red light & the person in front of you pulls up about 2-3 ft we pull up as well when the light doesn't change for another minute or two.
     
  13. Vltrophy

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    .....people say it's hot as hell when they've never been there
     
  14. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    hot chicks flock to jerks all the while complaining about there being no nice guys (who they wouldn’t give the time of day to.)
     
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  15. Pack15

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    How are there people that like the Vikings?
     
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  16. Croak

    Croak Terminally twisted.

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    Ooh, Ooh. That one's easy! They're masochists!

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  17. Vltrophy

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  19. Poppa San

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    On some there is a printed pattern. Either it is seen right side up or not.
     
  20. Vltrophy

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    How come most people are not able to talk w/o using their hands?
    Try talking w/o using your hands some time & see how you do.


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    How come when u blow your nose it's snot. But when it comes out your mouth it's spit. It's the same thing. When u eat u don't eat sh*t u eat food. Then your body processes it & gets rid of the waste in the form of sh*t


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  23. I_am_smoked_cheddar

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    If a chicken had lips, could it wistle ? :whistling:
     
  24. I_am_smoked_cheddar

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    If a frog had wings, would it still bump it's a%$ ? :cool:
     
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    Others have floods, we have a drought.
     

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