How 'bout some Bears jokes for the weekend?

MrTwisterSr

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What do the Bears and the Blackhawks have in common?
Their points-per-game average is about the same.

What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
They can both make 70,000 people stand in unison and say,"Jesus Christ."

What do the Bears and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Have a great weekend. 8)
 

BrettFavre4MVP

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I got one.

The Packers and the Bears were playing a game at Soldier Field. With two minutes left in the first half, Brett Favre threw a touchdown pass to Robert Ferguson to put them up 14-0. Then Ryan Longwell kicked off to R.W. McQuarters, and he was tackled at the Bear 25 yard line. For some reason, the Packers thought it was halftime and left the field for the locker room. Three plays later, the Bears scored. :wink:
 

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