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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by Zero2Cool, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are
    plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
    EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
    (You're
    laughing, aren't you?!?!)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they
    won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough
    draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde
    jokes!)

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the
    lawn)
     
  2. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    lol, some good ones there zero.

    You must be a hit with the ladies... :| :p
     
  3. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    6. Why did God make men before women?

    He wanted to give them a CHANCE to SAY something first! :wink:
     
  4. Anubis

    Anubis Cheesehead

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    7. Why don't women fart?

    They don't shut up long enough to build the required pressure.

    8. Why is a woman like a linoleum floor?

    Lay her right the first time and you can walk all over her for the next 20 years. :p

    J/K.. You know we love you ladies! :wink:

    GO PACK!!!

    Robert C. Hedley
     
  5. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    lol, well I guess you must all be a hit in the clubs... :p
     

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