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Funniest Pranks You've done

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by MontanaBob, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. MontanaBob

    MontanaBob Cheesehead

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    Seeing that Pack93z told us about his flying foot, let's hear about some of the best pranks you have pulled over the years.

    When I was in High School on Halloween night several of us buddies got together and pulled off the Great Fox Bay Theater shooting. I was the guy getting shot. Three friends, one whom had an old antique Ford with the rumble seat (remember those) were the hit men. I was in the theater and when the show got out just after midnight I walked out and started to cross the street. This car pulls us and a guy leans out the window and shoots me. They then pick me up and throw me in the rumble seat and take off down the street. I remember some lady next to me screaming, but I was laughing to hard to see anymore.

    Ten minutes later, at my house, a cop shows up and asks if I had just been shot. I try to be cool, but I can see he is starting to laugh too, so I confess to being shot and my buddies all come out. He gives us a stern lecture, then wants to know where we got the gun. Well, duh, we were all on the track team and the coaches used starters pistols at practice so.....we borrowed one for the weekend.

    If we tried that now we'd probably be making license plates somewhere.
     
  2. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    Bob that is a classic... yep today you would be singing in sing sing.. :lol:
     
  3. cheesey

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    LOLOL!!! Geez Bob......i thought you were a "teacher?" I thought teachers didn't DO that kind of stuff??? Yeah....you were young then....i know. :lol: :lol:
    GOOD one by the way!!!! :lol:
    Man....i have so many........some i have told here already, but for the many "newbies", i'll try to retell some.
    Back in 1986, i owned a very colorful tuxedo and a "gangster" style hat. Well, one night, my friend Bob (not Montana Bob) his son Mike, and my wife were sitting around talking how my outfit looked like a mafia suit. Well, they had suits with them, that looked pretty good too. I had a second "gangster" hat, and the plot just grew. We all dressed up, Mike wore my second hat with sunglasses (and he was only 16) and we called him "Boss". Bob would be "Fingers" and me "Louie". My wife was to be the Bosses girl. We agreed to play it 100% SERIOUS. It was a Friday night, and we went to a family style restaurant (I think it was "The Ground Round") not anything fancy, by any means. But the place was PACKED! Bob went in first, looked around, then Boss, my wife (LJ) and then me. We agreed Boss would not talk to anyone but us, and then it would only be in whispers. We were seated by the hostess, who smiled at me like she knew this MUST be a gag........I stared at her without smiling. Her smile went away REAL fast. I pulled out Bosses chair and he sat down. She gave us menus, and the waitress came over. She asked what we wanted, and i leaned over to Boss and whispered asking what he wanted. He told me, and i relayed it to our waitress. LJ had to go to the ladies room, so she leaned over to ask the Boss. He shook his head "yes" and she got up to go. Without saying a word, both I and "Fingers" got up and escorted her, standing on both sides of the lady's room door with our arms crossed until she came out. NO ONE else entered while she was in there!!! Now, you have to keep in mind, NONE of this was preplanned. We just went in there doing what we thought mafia people would do! When the food came, Fingers cut up Bosses steak! Me, i jumped up and took a bite of everything on his plate, then shook my head "OK". You should have seen the looks we got! Bob told me how some guy sitting behind me was staring at me, and i whipped around to look him right in the face! The guy about pee'd his pants! I NEVER cracked a smile! (And man, it was HARD not to!) People went out of their way to avoid walking anywhere NEAR our table!
    Then,.......the very BEST thing that could happen in that situation, happened.
    There was a kid's birthday party going on in the place, and one of the kids POPPED HIS BALLOON!!! Without a word, and in a split second, both I and "Fingers" JUMPED UP and reached inside our jackets like we were going for guns!!! Now, like i said, we didn't plan or discuss ANY of what we might do in any situation. And there was NO way we could have forseen that a balloon would be popped while we were there! We reacted PERFECTLY! It couldn't have been PLANNED that well!!! Picture a full restaurant, seeing guys dressed like mafia, a balloon pops, and we jump up ready for battle! Boss ducked down under the table!!! For about 10 seconds after this, the restaurant STOPPED! NOT A MOVEMENT, NOT A SOUND!!! Then when me and Bob took our hands out of our coats and sat down, everything went back to somewhat normal. But now NO ONE would look at us, except for quick glances! The waitress brought our bill, and put it down in front of 16 year old BOSS!!!
    We left the place, still in character. By the time we got to Bob's beat up old van, I was in tears i was laughing so hard! We all were just laughing our butts off!!! :lol:
     
  4. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    Okay the last post for me until the evening..

    When I see this gent today, I still laugh about it..

    About 5 or 6 years ago, at the hunting camp, we had a cousin of one of the guys join the shack.. we had never met but the member of the Shack is like an uncle to me.. anyway.. we decided that on opening day after the day was over we would prank this guy, his nickname is Boomer.. the plan was throughout the day when he would ask why I limp all the guys in teh crew would say I have a bad hip from an accident and we kept him sort of at a distance from me the whole day so he couldn't fully tell what I really have.. a little game of cat and mouse.

    The day ended and I hobble into the shack complaining that my hip hurt a bit.. so I sit down and Boomer being the nice guy he is offers to help me pull my boots off after I act a little more in struggle.. everyone else is scurrying about making sure they are acting busy, so it works out pretty good.. the trap is set..

    Before I walked in I had loosened the lower bolts on the leg, so when I sat down I could pull them the rest of the way and have the leg just kind of sitting there.. Boomer comes over and grabs the boot.. the whole lower part of the leg come out as well.. Boomers eyes pop.. he starts screaming like a little girl, throws the leg down and bolts for the door.. well the whole shack had a view of all this and are dying laughing.. one of them actually pissed his pants laughing so hard..

    It took a little bit for him to come back in and settle down.. he is a high strung type to begin with.. funniest damn thing I ever seen.. by far the best of the best pranks I pulled..
     
  5. Packers_Finland

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    Cheesey's story made me laugh so hard...
     
  6. cheesey

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    Thanks Fin!
    And Pack93z......you are a man after my own, twisted heart!!!LOLOLOL!!! :lol:

    Here's another one from my past.
    Back when i was about 14, i was, well, how do i say this nicely........a NERD!!! I mean a pocket protector wearing NERD! I couldn't get a girl if i PAID for one!
    Anyway, I was invited to a party. (I think the guys parents FORCED him......"Come on Dan, you HAVE to invite at least ONE nerd!") Dan was of course Mr. good looking well built, handsome football/basketball/baseball cheerleader bonking god. And of course his folks were FILTHY rich. The party was in his basement.......pooltable, pingpong table, dartboard, full bar, full bathroom.....you get the picture. Well, there were MOSTLY girls there.......GORGEOUS girls. Not a "nerd" in the herd. About 8 of them were sitting around a big table. There was one seat open, and i was standing by it, with my hand on the chair back. Now, there was NO way i was gonna even THINK of sitting by these beauties. Dan came over and was gonna sit down. I said "Here Dan, i got it for you". And he went to sit down. He was all smug, knowing that i never had a chance anyway. Then a sudden hit of stupidity came over me, and just as Dan's butt was about to hit the seat, i YANKED the chair out!!! WHAM!!!! He hit the floor like a ton of bricks! The girls all started laughing! He gave me the DIRTIEST look, but kept his cool, and to his credit, didn't KILL me! I apologized, and said "Here Dan, I'm REALLY sorry i did that". He got up, repositioned himself, and I slid the chair in so he could sit down with some dignity.
    Then something awful happened..........I realized that i made EIGHT BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LAUGH!!! I fought with my conscience for at LEAST 8 tenths of a second, and as Dan's butt was about to hit the chair again.......yup......i pulled it out AGAIN!!! WHHHHHHAM!!!! He hit the floor.....but this time jumped up and took off after me! I KNEW this was gonna be the result of my actions this time, so i had a slight head start. Thank god his parents were rich...........i made my way around, under and over the pool table, couches, tables, whatever i could keep between me and Dan. All the while i was yelling "Dan!!! I'm SORRY! I'm SORRY!!!" (But in the background, i could still here the intoxicating laughter of those girls!)
    Finally, with the girls coaxing him "Don't kill him Dan! It was funny!" and the belief that life in the "big house" wouldn't be worth killing a nerd, he stopped chasing me. (I made SURE to stay just far enough away from him the rest of the night, just in case he changed his mind!)
     
  7. bozz_2006

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    It's simple. It's effective. During college, myself and another guy snuck into our buddy's dorm room and pulled up all sorts of porn onto his computer, and lots of it! Gay porn. Then, we stole his mouse and keyboard, and I changed his computer password. Good stuff.

    I have way more, but i just came across this thread just now, and only had minute. i work this afternoon, so i will probably post more later.
     
  8. PackOne

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    Lol. I did the gay porn screen saver prank myself once.

    I don't prank that much, but I did put a big Vikes bumper sticker on my buddy's car a couple of years ago. He was slightly more than pissed.
     
  9. cheesey

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    Here's a good one you ALL can try.
    My friend went to the men's room when we were at a restaurant........while he was gone, i took the straw out of his drink, and filled it with ketchup, then put it carefully back into his soda.
    You should have seen the look on his face when he took a long sip on his straw!!! :lol:
     
  10. cheesey

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    Back in the 1980's I worked at a lead factory. My friend Jon worked in the office. The owner of the place, Chuck, stuttered pretty bad.
    One day, Jon and i downloaded the end of a "Looney Tunes" cartoon, where Porky Pig says "Ththtththats ALL folks!" Then with the use of the computer, we lengthened the stuttering part to where it lasted about 15 seconds! Then we went into work early (Jon had a key) and we put it into Chuck's computer start up.
    We hid, where we could hear what was gonna happen, without being seen. Chuck came in, started up his computer.......instead of getting mad, he was laughing so hard i thought he was gonna drop over!
    It didn't take him more then a few seconds to figure out who did it!
    (No, he didn't fire us!)
     
  11. MontanaBob

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    You are one nasty dude, dude!

    I just did this in my last class.....a 5th grade. One of the girls was giving me a hard time as I'm wearing my Washington State Grandpa shirt. So...as they are playing Capture the Flag she runs by me and I give her a pat on the back. "Way to go Mariah, Good job," etc.

    She leaves class with a "Mr. F's the Greatest" post it note on her back.
     
  12. Zombieslayer

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    Another example how this country has lost its sense of humor.

    I think that would be an awesome prank, but you'll probably be noted as a terrorist nowadays. They make mountains out of molehills for everything, especially showing feelings of an almost human nature.
     
  13. Zombieslayer

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    Amazing you were able to pull that one off. :lol:

    I think I would have lost it at the balloon popping.
     
  14. longtimefan

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    not to get to technical, but in the 80's you downloaded something onto a computer?
     
  15. Zombieslayer

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    There were computers in the 80s? Oh yeah, saw one on that movie Revenge of the Nerds.
     
  16. cheesey

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    Yup! We sure did! My friend had a home computer, that was able to take the words (not the pictures) from the Looney Tunes cartoons. He was able to bring it up, and you could see the words on the screen like you do at a recording studio. You know what i mean? It was the squiggly lines (i don't know the technical jargon) so when we played it, he cut it where Porky starts talking, and then cut and pasted it several times, and got it down where it was flawless. Then he put it into the bosses computer. (I don't have a CLUE how he did it, but i'm telling you the truth, he did it!) It was probably around 1985 when we did it. Jon was the computer genius, I was just along for the ride. But yes LT, it WAS done!
    I think he had it on a floppy disc.
     
  17. cheesey

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    The balloon popping was PRICELESS! Believe me, MANY times i had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing. But in the end, it was SO worth it!
     
  18. longtimefan

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    okay thought you meant from the internet..

    Probably a commador or a radio shack tandy LOL
     
  19. cheesey

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    I INVENTED the internet!!! (And all along you thought it was AL Gore!!! :wink: )
    When i think back, it was pretty funny what his compter looked like. Obviously NOTHING like todays versions. We even recorded coworkers on a cassette, having them say different things, and then made our own tapes with his computer. We had this one guy(named Jim), who was ALWAYS deadpan faced. NEVER saw him smile. Well, we had him say "I work, therefore I am". (Which of course was in his monotone voice) We then took the "I work, therefore" and then added Daffy Duck saying "I just don't give a darn! WHOO HOO WHOO HOO WHOO HOO!!!!"
    We then played it for the whole shop.........EVERYONE was laughing........except for Jim of course......he was not amused!!! :lol:
     
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    Cheesey, priceless. I've done my share of editing other people's speech. Funny as hell if you can pull it off.
     
  21. cheesey

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    I wish i knew how to do it......my friend Jon was the guy with the puter knowledge.
    It was SO much fun!!! :lol:
     

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