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Funniest Commercials Thread

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by FrankRizzo, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. FrankRizzo

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    I usually skip commercials, but there are some that are great stuff. I love these by Dos Equis. Which are your favorite quotes from them, and which are your favorite commercials?

    He’s won trophies for his game face alone.

    Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

    He bowls… Overhand.

    Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

    Snakes fear Him.

    He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

    Women say he tastes like chocolate.

    Chuck Norris has a poster of Him on the wall. He secretly wishes it was autographed.

    He once performed a miracle, but refuses to talk about it.

    His birthday was made an international holiday.

    He once found the fountain of youth, but didn't drink because he wasn't thirsty.

    His blood smells like cologne.

    He taught a horse to read his email for him.

    Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact.

    He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

    His charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it.

    He once visited a Psychic…to warn her.

    He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.

    His organ donor card also includes his beard.
     
  2. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Didn't realize Matt Flynn's life was the basis for Dos Equis ads.
     
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  3. FrankRizzo

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    This one is not "funny". It's pretty cool though for soccer fans. Brand new.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9AKIblQKN4]YouTube - ‪adidas soccer - all in‬‏[/ame]
     
  4. GreenBayGal

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    Excuse me...I believe this Dos Equis fellow is only trying to emulate Matt Flynn. Cripes!
     
  5. Poppa San

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    Well, truth IS stranger than fiction, so the ad writer can't hold a candle to the real story.
     

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