Friendless Favre...

[bsmith_501]

he says he has no friends on the team anymore, kinda sucks... with all our youth, i see how it would be hard to form a strong relationship as a veteran like Favre.


http://www.packersnews.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... 90581/1989

 

[pack4life]

that's a little disappointing to hear, i'll go golfing with favre

 

[net]

Huh? Where is his magnetic personality?

 

[TheStone]

Poor old #4 :cane:, can't find a friend. Nobody loves him!


This article is ridiculous.
Let's pull some truisms out for this "B-movie script":

Yes, the place at the top is lonely :!:
The lone wolf.... :!:
Heroes die lonely :!: (No, no, stop! Sounds too scary!)
The calm before a storm :!: (This sounds better!)

Now it's your turn.

 

[cheesey]

"Only the lonely, know why, i cry, only the lonely!" (Roy Orbison, "Only the Lonely!)

 

[Greg C.]

Wait till the national media get ahold of this story. We'll end up with a headline that goes something like, "FAVRE COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING LEFT OUT."

 

[cheesey]

"TODAYS NEWS!"

This just out of Green Bay Wiscosin: Packers quarterback Brett Favre was found huddled by his locker today, wheeping. When asked what was wrong, he stated in a whimpering cracking voice "All the guys are making fun of me! They call me "Old Man", and "Grandpa" and stuff like that! I have NO friends on the team anymore! They painted a "handicapped parking" on my parking spot, and leave things like,.....well....., just look!!!! "DEPENDS" and "POLIGRIP" and "Just for Men" hair dye in my LOCKER!!!! They even had all my mail forwarded to a NURSING HOME!!! I can't talk anymore.......take the camera's away!!!" With that, we left poor old Mr. Favre to himself.........the poor old guy is taking this REAL hard!


(sarcasm.....just in case anyone doesn't get it! :wink: )

 

[all about da packers]

"TODAYS NEWS!"

This just out of Green Bay Wiscosin: Packers quarterback Brett Favre was found huddled by his locker today, wheeping. When asked what was wrong, he stated in a whimpering cracking voice "All the guys are making fun of me! They call me "Old Man", and "Grandpa" and stuff like that! I have NO friends on the team anymore! They painted a "handicapped parking" on my parking spot, and leave things like,.....well....., just look!!!! "DEPENDS" and "POLIGRIP" and "Just for Men" hair dye in my LOCKER!!!! They even had all my mail forwarded to a NURSING HOME!!! I can't talk anymore.......take the camera's away!!!" With that, we left poor old Mr. Favre to himself.........the poor old guy is taking this REAL hard!


(sarcasm.....just in case anyone doesn't get it! :wink: )

I say we send 4pack over there to liven things up!

 

[kmac]

This is the dumbest **** I have ever read...

 

[shiftysdad]

Burn on Favre...

Can't he just make new friends? What a dork.

 

[shiftysdad]

Lol jk, I love him.

 

[cyoung]

lol well I'd go Golfing, fishing, hunting, and play football will Brett Favre

 

[all about da packers]

lol well I'd go Golfing, fishing, hunting, and play football will Brett Favre

Hm, maybe we should all tell Brett that PF.com is more than ready to pick up the slack!

Heck I'm sure someone on here would even be willing to do his laundry just to get to talk to him.

 

[4packgirl]

i'd take care of him!

 

[all about da packers]

i'd take care of him!

I'm sure Ms. Favre would have a few things to say about this... :lol:

 

[4packgirl]

there you go again, a-dap - right into the gutter!
i meant in a strictly "sisterly" way.

 

[all about da packers]

i meant in a strictly "sisterly" way.

Well, since I moved into a new apartment (rat infested though ), when can I expect the sisterly house warming gift?

I could use a tv...

 

[4packgirl]

i think it's been well established that i'm old enuf to be your mother - that being said, i'll be happy to send you some homemade chocolate chip cookies & a subscription to playboy. (oops - that 2nd part isn't too motherly is it?)

 

[Lare]

i'd take care of him!

While this is going on somebody is going to have to keep Deanna busy. Oh, well, just in the line of duty I'll volunteer. Anything for the Pack!

 

[4packgirl]

i'd take care of him!

While this is going on somebody is going to have to keep Deanna busy. Oh, well, just in the line of duty I'll volunteer. Anything for the Pack!

that's the spirit!!! :lol:

 

[all about da packers]

i'd take care of him!

While this is going on somebody is going to have to keep Deanna busy. Oh, well, just in the line of duty I'll volunteer. Anything for the Pack!

that's the spirit!!! :lol:

Heck if that's the case, I'll be happy to keep his oldest daughter happy. Heck I'm sure my sis would make great friends with his youngest daughter!

 

[all about da packers]

i think it's been well established that i'm old enuf to be your mother - that being said, i'll be happy to send you some homemade chocolate chip cookies & a subscription to playboy. (oops - that 2nd part isn't too motherly is it?)

I already have mommey making me food.

Would love to have a sis I could always go to for money!

As for the playboy, er you know no mother wants their child not to be able to read, think of it as an investment in my literacy! I hear they have GREAT articles....

 

[cyoung]

I'd do his laundry, clean his house, mow his lawn, take care of anything they dont want to do...............if he get me to play football with his teammates

 

[shiftysdad]

Seriously, if he's ever in Calgary, he can crash with me.

And if he loses some of his clothoing in my house so what?

And I'd have to get him to sign every wall... and I'd hav to hug him every day...

 

[TheStone]

LOLLOLLOLLOL :!:
Now I can see why he just wants to be left alone!!

If his younger teammates are acting only half as crazy
as we do, TrainingCamp must be hell :!: