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Friday humor

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by calicheesehead, Oct 6, 2006.

  1. calicheesehead

    calicheesehead Cheesehead

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    Can't Fool a Blind Man


    A woman goes into Macy's to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark Hades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the Counter, I can tell you everything you need to know out it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 Reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for $80."
    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all tha t just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At
    First she is really Embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $107.50 before tax, Please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it Was on sale for $80? How did you get to $107.50?" He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are $80,
    But the Duck Caller is $20 and the Fish Bait is $7.50."
     
  2. digsthepack

    digsthepack Cheesehead

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    Blonde jokes are kinda yesterday's news, but I always liked this one:

    Why do blondes wear big, hoop earrings?





    They gotta have some place to hook their toes!

    Who loves ya, 4 packgirl??!?
     
  3. YERCELL

    YERCELL Cheesehead

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    First joke: humorous. Second joke: ...not
     
  4. 4packgirl

    4packgirl Cheesehead

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    digsy, digsy, digsy...i've GOT to remember that one!! :lol:
     
  5. PackerLegend

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    :agree:
     
  6. Heatherthepackgirl

    Heatherthepackgirl Cheesehead

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    Okay I am blonde, but I sure did not get this joke....lol....why would you hook your toes up to your ears?? LOL
     
  7. 4packgirl

    4packgirl Cheesehead

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    roflmao, hedder - perhaps if you checked with edder, he'd be MORE than happy to explain it to you!!! LOLOL!!
     
  8. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    Does this mean that I have to check with edder too? :-?
     
  9. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Like I ALWAYS say...........NOT ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID!!!!!!


















    (Just the FEMALE ones! :wink: )
     

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