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<blockquote data-quote="Vladimirr" data-source="post: 509513" data-attributes="member: 5605"><p>Plus, for example if Clay Matthews was moving at relativistic speeds where E=MC^2 would factor in, some other interesting effects would come into play. When Jay Cutler snapped the ball, Clay would increase in mass and appear to become a blueshifted blur. Clay would see everyone grow older relative to himself, and upon collision both players' atoms would probably undergo nuclear fusion. This would register a moderate earthquake, and wipe out the I-94 and I-43 corridors with an explosion up to 25,000 times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb (assuming players' listed body weights are correct on Wikipedia). World temperatures would drop by a few degrees, and the Great Lakes region would likely be a dead zone for centuries. Inhabitants of New Green Bay (founded by refugees nine years later in northern Montana, upwind of Matthews Crater) would refer to this play as "The Sack".</p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-size: 10px">Edit - corrected errors</span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vladimirr, post: 509513, member: 5605"] Plus, for example if Clay Matthews was moving at relativistic speeds where E=MC^2 would factor in, some other interesting effects would come into play. When Jay Cutler snapped the ball, Clay would increase in mass and appear to become a blueshifted blur. Clay would see everyone grow older relative to himself, and upon collision both players' atoms would probably undergo nuclear fusion. This would register a moderate earthquake, and wipe out the I-94 and I-43 corridors with an explosion up to 25,000 times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb (assuming players' listed body weights are correct on Wikipedia). World temperatures would drop by a few degrees, and the Great Lakes region would likely be a dead zone for centuries. Inhabitants of New Green Bay (founded by refugees nine years later in northern Montana, upwind of Matthews Crater) would refer to this play as "The Sack". [I][SIZE=2]Edit - corrected errors[/SIZE][/I] [/QUOTE]
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