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  1. SELECT cache_value
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    WHERE permission_combination_id = ?
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  2. SELECT thread.*
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    		user.gender, user.avatar_date, user.gravatar,
    		NULL AS thread_read_date,
    		0 AS thread_reply_banned,
    		0 AS thread_is_watched,
    		'' AS draft_message, NULL AS draft_extra
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_user AS user ON
    			(user.user_id = thread.user_id)
    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 13828
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  3. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache,
    		NULL AS forum_read_date
    FROM xf_forum AS forum
    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
    	LEFT JOIN xf_permission_cache_content AS permission
    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
    			AND permission.content_type = 'node'
    			AND permission.content_id = forum.node_id)
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    Params: 13
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    SIMPLEnodeconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
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  4. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
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  5. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_articles ON (EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = xf_thread.thread_id)
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
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  6. SELECT post.*
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    		user.*, IF(user.username IS NULL, post.username, user.username) AS username,
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    		session_activity.view_date AS last_view_date,
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    pr2.rating
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_bb_code_parse_cache AS bb_code_parse_cache ON
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    left join dark_postrating pr2 on (post.post_id = pr2.post_id and pr2.user_id = 0)
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    	 AND (post.position >= 0 AND post.position < 25) 
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  7. INSERT DELAYED INTO xf_thread_view
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    	(?)
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  9. SELECT thread.*
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    		0 AS thread_reply_banned
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    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
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  10. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache
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    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
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    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
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  11. SELECT *
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    WHERE user_id = ?
    	AND thread_id = ?
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  12. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
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  13. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
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  14. INSERT INTO xf_session_activity
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    	view_date = VALUES(view_date),
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  15. SELECT title, phrase_text
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    WHERE language_id = ?
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    SIMPLExf_phrase_compiledrangePRIMARYPRIMARY106 4Using where
  16. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 224840, a:1:{i:0;s:709:"1. Are you an early riser? Would you be if you could? Why? 2. If anyone could play you in a movie about your life, who would it be? You can't play yourself. 3. Are you married? If so did you do a traditional wedding, or something outside of the box? 4. What is your secret talent? Do you do something that most people don't know about? If so, what? 5. If you actually did meet Tromadz in person would you be scared? Do you think he is normal in 'real life' or would you worry about an eventual game of 'sack tag'? Bonus: Do you think Trippster ever had hair? If so, what color was it? 36FFF. What was your favorite TV show as a child? If you didn't have a TV what was your favorite activity?";}, 1466975802, 1469521600
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  17. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
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    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 224841, a:1:{i:0;s:1783:"1. Yes I am an early riser. Normal wake-up time is 5:30-6:00. If I sleep past 8am I feel like I've wasted an enormous amount of productivity, and am basically wracked with an overwhelming sense of laziness for the rest of the day. I turn into a zombie at around 2pm and stay that way until around 8pm, when I wake up again, full force. Bedtime is usually around midnight. I have learned to function on about 5.5 to 6 hours of sleep/night. 2. I would say Matt Damon. Not "Bourne Supremacy" Matt Damon. More like "Good Will Hunting" Matt Damon, only he'd have to be smarter than he was in that movie.... and more bad-ass than he was in "Bourne" 3. I am married. I guess it was a traditional wedding. We did the service out of the Lutheran Book of Worship (I wouldn't budge on that one, much to Ann's consternation). Had a dance afterward (complete with karaoke), and everyone got hammered... except me. I was too busy. 4. I like to think I'm a pretty decent carpenter, and general fix-it guy. I worked carpentry and construction for years, so if this pastor gig ever goes down the shitter, at least I'll have something to fall back on. 5. Yeah, I'd be scared... scared that he'd kiss me. He tries to hide it with sarcasm and dry wit, but I know how he really feels about me. *Tromadz, if you're reading this, quit with the perfumed love letters, already. Trippster invented baldness. I had a lot of favorite TV shows. I loved watching TV and I still do. favorite cartoons were Masters of the Universe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Thundercats (OH!!!!!!!!!!). I was also THE Lego Maniac. Now, when I go to visit my nephew's, I pretty much just lock myself into their bedrooms and play with their lego's until Annie tells me it's time to go.";}, 1466975802, 1469521600
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  18. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
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    Params: post, 224842, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:709:"1. Are you an early riser? Would you be if you could? Why? 2. If anyone could play you in a movie about your life, who would it be? You can't play yourself. 3. Are you married? If so did you do a traditional wedding, or something outside of the box? 4. What is your secret talent? Do you do something that most people don't know about? If so, what? 5. If you actually did meet Tromadz in person would you be scared? Do you think he is normal in 'real life' or would you worry about an eventual game of 'sack tag'? Bonus: Do you think Trippster ever had hair? If so, what color was it? 36FFF. What was your favorite TV show as a child? If you didn't have a TV what was your favorite activity?";}}i:1;s:2401:" 1. Yes, i get up early most of the time, as my wife has to be at work at 6am. So i get up at 4:15am to help her get ready for work. I often take a nap during the day. 2. Oh....i would love to have Robin Williams play the part of me. It would only make about a 15 minute movie though........ 3. I'm married, and it was pretty traditional. I did sing "The Wedding Song" to my wife though, which surprised everyone. I had one of my groomsmen play the 12 string guitar while i sang. Wasn't a dry eye in the place. 4. I love to sing, and have had MANY people say i have a beautiful voice. I have done karaoke a few times. At one place, i took my wife there for some HUGE great cheeseburgers they have there, and they had karaoke. (It was a bar/restaurant) So while we were waiting, my wife said "Go up there and show them how it's done". So i sang one song, and a bunch of people came up to us, and a guy said "Your a plant!" I had NO idea what he meant, so i said "What?" He said "No one comes off the street singing like that! You came here with the karaoke guy!" It took me several minutes to make the guy believe that i was just there for supper! We were just gonna be there for supper, but i had people coming up to me and requesting songs. This went on for literrally 4 or 5 HOURS. They didn't want anyone else to sing! People would come over, and buy us drinks, and i would sing for them. I had to cut off the drinks, or i wouldn't have been able to drive. We were there at 9pm, and ended up closing the place at 2am. It was verterans day, and they requested that i sing "I'm proud to be an American" as the last song. They dimmed the lights, lit candles, and everyone in the place sat on the floor surrounding the stage. They passed around bottles of wine while i sang. There wasn't a dry eye in the place......including mine. I wish i could have had that on video, it was a special time. 5. "Trommykins???" Nah.......i wouldn't be scared of meeting him! I bet he's a great guy to sit and talk with! Ok.....Trippster? When you ask if he ever had hair........do you mean on his head??? :wink: :lol: When i was a kid, my favorite TV shows were "Lost in Space" and "Batman". But i LOVED the "Looney Tunes" cartoons! Bugs Bunny was, and still is cutting edge comedy! Now when i see the cartoons, it amazes me how much "grown up" comedy was spliced into them. It was for kids, AND adults.";}, 1466975802, 1469521600
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  19. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 224843, a:1:{i:0;s:2674:"Too many hard questions especially for a Th nite. 1. Yes. Yes. Because my Dad was and he wanted me to be also. 2. What's the movie about? :wink: Someone once said that I reminded him of Kevin Costner. I think he was drunk. How about Billy Crystal? We have so much in common. He was born in Manhattan. I am from a rural town in central IL. He is Jewish. My Dad's family is German. He loves the Yankees. I loved the 1964 World Series. He has fuzzy hair. I wish I had some hair of any kind. It's like we are twins with one of of us stolen at birth. (There is only 10 years between us.) 3. Last time I asked, my wife told me yes. TRADITION! (Imagine Chaim Topol playing Tevye in the Fiddler on the Roof singing the song. I would be the cow manure he steps in at the end of the song.) 4. Is sarcasm a secret talent? I mean if you are good at it then people would know that you are sarcastic right? And if they didn't know, then I wouldn't think that could be considered a "talent". 5. Trom? Us IL guys have to stick together no matter how slimy one of us can be. We would get along fine. Just as long as I don't turn my back on him. What time of the day and what day of the week am I going to meet him? If it is after he gets off work he is probably too tired to act up too much. If it is on the weekend after he has had a chance to swill a few cocktails I think we all would be afraid. Or at least should be. 6. I think think lack of hair jokes by people who have hair is just plain discrimination. Most of the time you guys aren't funny anyway. Leave the no hair jokes to the experts. Those of us who haven't run to the Hair Club for Men or spent $5000 trying to get the stuff to grow back again. I know a guy who spent big bucks and endured a lot of pain getting a hair transplant. 20 years later the new stuff fell out as well. And he had little pock marks all over his head. What a moron. 7. Favorite tv show? tough one. It had to be something that I could watch when my Dad wasn't around because if he thought I was watching too much tv he would find something else for me to do. I liked cartoons on Saturday mornings. Johnny Quest was always good. But overall I would say Batman. Later it was Star Trek. When not watching tv I was outside. We always could find something to do. baseball, football, biking, trying to figure out a way to sell the golf balls we would find back to golfers. Plus a lot of work. Did I mention my Dad would find things for us to do if we weren't as productive as HE thought we should be? Did I pass? Is this graded on a curve? I figure Cheesey would boost everyone's grade up.";}, 1466975802, 1469521600
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  20. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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  21. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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  22. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
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  23. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    Params: post, 224847, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:7:"[quote]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:709:"1. Are you an early riser? Would you be if you could? Why? 2. If anyone could play you in a movie about your life, who would it be? You can't play yourself. 3. Are you married? If so did you do a traditional wedding, or something outside of the box? 4. What is your secret talent? Do you do something that most people don't know about? If so, what? 5. If you actually did meet Tromadz in person would you be scared? Do you think he is normal in 'real life' or would you worry about an eventual game of 'sack tag'? Bonus: Do you think Trippster ever had hair? If so, what color was it? 36FFF. What was your favorite TV show as a child? If you didn't have a TV what was your favorite activity?";}}i:1;s:387:" 1. Yes I am. 5:30AM every morning. 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger(when he was younger). I would want to rewrite my life a bit to make it more of an action adventure. 3.Yes. Regular wedding. We didn't get married in a box though. 4. I can't talk about that here. 5. What should I be scared about? I don't understand. Bonus. He doesn't have hair? Anywhere? 36FFFF. Lost in Space.";}, 1466975802, 1469521600
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  24. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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  8. library/XenForo/FrontController.php
  9. library/XenForo/Dependencies/Public.php
  10. library/XenForo/Dependencies/Abstract.php
  11. library/Zend/Controller/Request/Http.php
  12. library/Zend/Controller/Request/Abstract.php
  13. library/Zend/Uri.php
  14. library/Zend/Controller/Response/Http.php
  15. library/Zend/Controller/Response/Abstract.php
  16. library/XenForo/Model/DataRegistry.php
  17. library/XenForo/Model.php
  18. library/Zend/Cache.php
  19. library/Zend/Cache/Backend/Memcached.php
  20. library/Zend/Cache/Backend/ExtendedInterface.php
  21. library/Zend/Cache/Backend/Interface.php
  22. library/Zend/Cache/Backend.php
  23. library/Zend/Cache/Core.php
  24. library/XenForo/CodeEvent.php
  25. library/XenForo/Options.php
  26. library/XenForo/Link.php
  27. library/XenForo/Template/Helper/Core.php
  28. library/FreePro/Listener.php
  29. library/bdTagMe/Listener.php
  30. library/bdTagMe/Helper/Template.php
  31. library/bdTagMe/ShippableHelper/Updater.php
  32. library/bdTagMe/Option.php
  33. library/sonnb/XenGallery/Listener.php
  34. library/EWRporta2/Listener/Init.php
  35. library/XenForo/Router.php
  36. library/XenForo/Route/Filter.php
  37. library/XenForo/Route/Interface.php
  38. library/XenForo/Route/ResponseSuffix.php
  39. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix.php
  40. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Threads.php
  41. library/XenForo/RouteMatch.php
  42. library/XenForo/ControllerPublic/Thread.php
  43. library/XenForo/ControllerPublic/Abstract.php
  44. library/XenForo/Controller.php
  45. library/ModerateCountry/RegisterListener.php
  46. library/EWRporta2/Widget/Listener/ArticlesMain.php
  47. library/Nobita/IgnoreThread/Listener.php
  48. library/Dark/PostRating/EventListener.php
  49. library/EWRporta2/Listener/Controller.php
  50. library/FreePro/XenForo/ControllerPublic/Thread.php
  51. library/Nobita/IgnoreThread/ControllerPublic/Thread.php
  52. library/sonnb/XenGallery/XenForo/ControllerPublic/Thread.php
  53. library/EWRporta2/ControllerPublic/Thread.php
  54. library/XenForo/Input.php
  55. library/XenForo/Session.php
  56. library/Zend/Db.php
  57. library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Mysqli.php
  58. library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Abstract.php
  59. library/Zend/Db/Select.php
  60. library/Zend/Db/Expr.php
  61. library/Zend/Db/Profiler.php
  62. library/Zend/Db/Statement/Mysqli.php
  63. library/Zend/Db/Statement.php
  64. library/Zend/Db/Statement/Interface.php
  65. library/XenForo/Helper/Ip.php
  66. library/XenForo/Visitor.php
  67. library/XenForo/Model/User.php
  68. library/ThemeHouse/JoinUserGroup/Listener/LoadClass.php
  69. library/ThemeHouse/Listener/LoadClass.php
  70. library/ThemeHouse/Listener/LoadClass/20150518.php
  71. library/Dark/TaigaChat/EventListener/Listener.php
  72. library/sonnbThreadMassActions/Listener.php
  73. library/EWRporta2/Listener/Model.php
  74. library/ThemeHouse/JoinUserGroup/Extend/XenForo/Model/User.php
  75. library/Dark/PostRating/Model/User.php
  76. library/bdTagMe/XenForo/Model/User.php
  77. library/sonnb/XenGallery/XenForo/Model/User.php
  78. library/EWRporta2/Model/User.php
  79. library/Zend/Db/Profiler/Query.php
  80. library/XenForo/Permission.php
  81. library/XenForo/Helper/Php.php
  82. library/XenForo/Phrase.php
  83. library/XenForo/Locale.php
  84. library/Sedo/DetectBrowser/Listener/Visitor.php
  85. library/Sedo/DetectBrowser/Helper/MobileDetect.php
  86. library/EWRporta2/Model/Perms.php
  87. library/ThemeHouse/JoinUserGroup/Listener/ControllerPreDispatch.php
  88. library/ThemeHouse/Listener/ControllerPreDispatch.php
  89. library/ThemeHouse/Listener/ControllerPreDispatch/20150911.php
  90. library/UnreadPostCount/Listener.php
  91. library/XenForo/ControllerHelper/ForumThreadPost.php
  92. library/XenForo/ControllerHelper/Abstract.php
  93. library/XenForo/Model/Thread.php
  94. library/Nobita/IgnoreThread/Model/Thread.php
  95. library/Dark/PostRating/Model/Thread.php
  96. library/sonnbThreadMassActions/Model/Thread.php
  97. library/UnreadPostCount/Model/Thread.php
  98. library/Dark/PostRating/Model.php
  99. library/XenForo/Model/Forum.php
  100. library/XenForo/Helper/String.php
  101. library/XenForo/Helper/Discussion.php
  102. library/XenForo/Model/Post.php
  103. library/Dark/PostRating/Model/Post.php
  104. library/sonnbThreadMassActions/Model/Post.php
  105. library/EWRporta2/Model/Post.php
  106. library/EWRporta2/Model/Articles.php
  107. library/XenForo/Model/Attachment.php
  108. library/XenForo/Model/Node.php
  109. library/Nobita/IgnoreThread/Model/Node.php
  110. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Categories.php
  111. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Forums.php
  112. library/XenForo/ControllerResponse/View.php
  113. library/XenForo/ControllerResponse/Abstract.php
  114. library/Nobita/IgnoreThread/Model/IgnoreThread.php
  115. library/XenForo/Helper/Cookie.php
  116. library/XenForo/ViewRenderer/HtmlPublic.php
  117. library/XenForo/ViewRenderer/Abstract.php
  118. library/XenForo/Template/Public.php
  119. library/XenForo/Template/Abstract.php
  120. library/XenForo/ViewPublic/Thread/View.php
  121. library/XenForo/ViewPublic/Base.php
  122. library/XenForo/View.php
  123. library/EWRporta2/Listener/ViewPublic.php
  124. library/XenForo/BbCode/Parser.php
  125. library/XenForo/BbCode/Formatter/Base.php
  126. library/EWRporta2/Listener/BbCode.php
  127. library/bdTagMe/XenForo/BbCode/Formatter/Base.php
  128. library/sonnb/XenGallery/XenForo/BbCode/Formatter/Base.php
  129. library/EWRporta2/BbCode/Formatter.php
  130. library/XenForo/ViewPublic/Helper/Message.php
  131. library/XenForo/BbCode/TextWrapper.php
  132. library/WhoHasVisited/Listener.php
  133. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Members.php
  134. library/bdTagMe/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Members.php
  135. library/Dark/TaigaChat/EventListener/NavigationTabs.php
  136. library/EWRporta2/Listener/NavTabs.php
  137. library/XenForo/Template/FileHandler.php
  138. library/XenForo/Helper/File.php
  139. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,thread_view.php
  140. library/SeparateStickyAndNormal/Listener.php
  141. library/EWRporta2/Listener/Template.php
  142. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,ignore_thread_tool.php
  143. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,page_nav.php
  144. library/XenForo/Route/Prefix/Posts.php
  145. library/XenForo/Model/Avatar.php
  146. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,dark_postrating_message_user_info.php
  147. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,dark_postrating.php
  148. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,bb_code_tag_quote.php
  149. library/XenForo/Helper/Criteria.php
  150. library/XenForo/Debug.php
  151. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,PAGE_CONTAINER.php
  152. library/FreePro/Helper.php
  153. internal_data/templates/S.7,L.1,EWRporta2_Navtabs.php
  154. library/XenForo/ViewRenderer/Json.php