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Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by JbShell, Aug 14, 2006.

  1. Packula

    Packula Cheesehead

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    Perhaps they will make a music video?

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    The Offensive Line Shuffle

    Chorus
    We are the Packers Shufflin' Crew
    Shufflin' around, 'cause we don't want you.
    We're so bad, sacks while we stood
    Injuring our QB's like we knew we would.
    You know we're not shufflin' for fun
    Finding a turn for everyone
    Our offensive punch is reduced to rubble
    Because we've started the Offensive Line Shuffle

    Mike Wahle
    Well, they call me Mike,
    And I like to block.
    Another Pro Bowl looks like a lock
    I've had the goal since leaving G.B.
    To prove they never appreciated me
    I took the money
    Because I'm greedy.
    But now the Packers are the one who's needy
    I went to Carolina cause my feathers were ruffled
    From afar I'm watching
    The Offensive Line Shuffle.

    Marco Rivera
    This is Marco, and I'm world class.
    When I played for the Pack I'd kick yer a$$
    I practice all day and dance all night,
    Just hoping that my knee would be all right
    Protecting my quarterback was my only goal
    The first Puerto Rican in the Pro Bowl
    Count my Pro Bowls, cause I have three
    From the Offensive Line Shuffle I am free.

    Adrian Klemm
    Yo, I'm Adrian, I was solution A
    TT brought me in hopin I would stay
    They put me on the line for a try last year
    But ineffectiveness was soon quite clear
    Gave me a chance, I found the bench
    I was as ready for battle as the army o' French
    Now I'm injured, but its no trouble
    I don't have to be in the Offensive Line Shuffle

    (Repeat Chorus)

    Will Whitticker
    I'm the punky OG known as big Wil
    When I block the line, Favre gets kill'd
    Drafted in the sixth I got the starts
    But my results broke many hopeful hearts
    Favre spoke this offseason, gave me some dis
    I suppose I should be doing better than this
    Its either the IR or the waiver wire hustle
    I guess I'm out of the Offensive Line Shuffle.

    Wayne Lucier
    I'm mama's boy Wayne, one of a kind.
    The scouts all love me
    For my body and my mind.
    I can stick a blocker, as you can see
    But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
    Everyone had hopes and pencilled me in
    But I can't stay healthy enough
    To even begin
    All because of my lower leg stumble
    I'm falling out of the Offensive Line Shuffle.

    Jason Spitz
    They say Wells is our man.
    If Wellsy can't do it, I sure can.
    This is Jason, and it's no wonder
    My combine picture was a first-round blunder
    So bring on Coston, bring on Colledge,
    This is a battle I must acknowledge
    Just don't order a picture double
    I just came here to do
    The Offensive Line Shuffle.

    Junius Coston
    I'm Junius, but you can call me "Juice"
    No O.J. for me, though, I'm not on the loose
    Coaches and fans have high hopes for me
    If I can just avoid major injury
    I can take' em, and I can break 'em
    Any time of day.
    I may be raw, but I'm here to stay
    So please don't cry if I tear a muscle
    Seems to be the way it goes in the
    Offensive Line Shuffle.

    (Repeat Chorus)

    Scott Wells
    The incumbent is comin', I'm your man Wells.
    If I miss another block, though,
    I'm gonna get hell.
    Gotta stop the run, Gotta stop the pass,
    But I can't be the one ending on my a$$
    I love to play for the world's best fans,
    But you best not start makin'
    Your Super Bowl plans.
    Cause until we find starters from all this rubble
    We gonna keep up
    The Offensive Line Shuffle.

    Daryn Colledge
    It's Daryn here, and I'm Mr. Lean.
    Say I gotta bulk up
    Don't know what they mean.
    They rush me hard and watch me run,
    Chasing my guy, but the play is done
    The new blocking scheme is called the zone
    If you don't know what you're doing, the play is blown
    In San Diego, I fought in the trench
    Along came the Shuffle,
    And I'm on the bench.

    Siitupe Peko
    You're lookin' at the Tupe,
    Last name Peko
    I may be large, my blocking still leaks-o
    I used to block for Peyton and the Colts
    Now I'm stuck with all of these dolts
    I can block, my stance is live
    Waiting til my turn in the rotation arrives
    I don't come here to eat no truffles
    But I guess stuck in the
    The Offensive Line Shuffle.
     
  2. tromadz

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    that was some funny ****.
     
  3. 4packgirl

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    i am IMPRESSED!! :)
     
  4. tromadz

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    ps, JBShell works for STAPLES
     
  5. DakotaT

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    I nominate Packula gets to jump a few notches on the heirarchy pole for this master piece!
     
  6. yooperfan

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    Packula that was good AND funny.
    Starting to shuffle the O-line already is not funny.
     
  7. 4packgirl

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    packula & simms for prez & vice-prez!!!

    oh & yooper dude - have a few beers & suddenly, EVERYTHING'S funny!!
     
  8. all about da packers

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    Packula, that was amazing. You got talent my man, could get very far. :)
     
  9. NDPackerFan

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    That was funny Packula but Whitticker was drafted in the seventh round...just looking for a little accuracy in the offensive line shuffle, that's all. :wink:
     
  10. rob836

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    rob836 wrote:
    Good. While the O-line did not perform well in all areas thier dicipline was ok not alot of false starts which were a tm Sherman team. ( dicipline is the first sign in the makings of a strong team.


    I think GB had no false starts and no holding penalty on the O-line.

    I saw a couple of the shots Favre took......maybe they should have held. Based on the little I saw, I think they were too slow to their assignments to be able to hold. All 5 sacks were by linebackers which tells you that they were not playing their gaps, which is clearly the "zone-blocking" scheme of things. It takes a while to learn so hopefully in a few weeks they're better at it. These guys were chosen because they fit the scheme, right? Let's just hope we don't lose a QB or a RB while they learn.


    Thats good insight. I guess they feel Colledge Will take to to long to learn.
     
  11. JbShell

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    damn i have been found out lol.
    No dont work for staples
     
  12. krd005

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    Another thing that bothers me is how we hear that they technique is poor...then why in the hell do we have them on the team? Because we don't want to spend money on a real O Line?
     
  13. Anubis

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    From what I understand, they are on the team because they are the right size for our all-new zone-blocking system.

    BTW: One of the garbagemen that picked up my trash today looked to be the perfect size for our o-line. Maybe TT will want to bring him in for a tryout. :roll:

    GO PACK!!!

    Robert C. Hedley
     
  14. krd005

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    And I thought SIZE didn't matter!!!!!!
     
  15. TomAllen

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    That's just what all the chicks tell you to not hurt your feelings.
     
  16. cheesey

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    We won games, because of what Ron Wolf built over several seasons. It wasn't done over night. Yes, i would have loved if they had got some great o-lineman. But there were not alot out there. And it's not just the Packers who have troubles with that. Look around the league, and you will see it on every team. To blame TT right now cause the o-line looks bad isn't totally fair in my view. In the draft, there are NO "sure things". Even Ron Wolf missed on some big ones. (Taking T. Buckley over Vincent for one)
    Now......i'm NOT questioning anyone's "fandom" because you choose to look at the glass as half empty. I'm sure your just as much as a fan as i am. I of course am hoping these kids pull together and become a great o-line. They might, and they might not. Time will tell.
    If the time comes where it is proven to me that TT is a "dumbass", then i will admit to it. I just haven't seen it yet.
    Like i have said......even the BEST GM's don't hit on 100% of their picks. ALL of them hit some bad ones. There are only so many Brett Favres, Emmitt Smiths, Barry Sanders, Jerry Rices and so on. For ever ONE of them, there are 100 picks that don't make it in the NFL.
     
  17. krd005

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    everyone keeps saying there was or is no one out there. So in otherwords you are saying the NFL is watered down. If these guys are this bad then why not try to improve? I'm not saying you need a high priced stud, but surly there is a guy out there that is atleast one step above what we have....we don't need a homerun a double will do just fine!
     
  18. pyledriver80

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    excuses are easier for some people krd
     
  19. Packnic

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    give me names not ideas
     
  20. mrbigshot30

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    yes i agree we dont need the best o-line but we do need a half way decent one to protect Favre and Rodgers if he gets his chance at all this year. personaly we need to do something TT hasnt even made an effort to bring in decent players for the o-line all he has done is bring in young- unexperienced players who have alot to prove but cant seem to preform when it is crunch time. everybody bitches on how many ints Favre threw last year it wasnt his fault he had no time to decide who to get the ball to.
     
  21. pyledriver80

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    Unfortunately Packnic can't understand that. He wants young Inexperienced guys. Hey, lets just send my 14-15 year old team up to GB and Packnic would be talking about a Super Bowl Run. TT would definitely go for it. They are cheap and inexperienced, just the way TT like em'!
     
  22. Packnic

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    hmmm i thought you said trom was the sarcastic punk, that took exactly the extreme of someones opinion and used it to validate his point because he needed it. nice try though douche water... maybe next time.
     
  23. digsthepack

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    The same people who claim their "fandom" is being questioned because they don't agree with TT's moves are the very same people who refer to "CERTAIN PEOPLE" who happen to disagree with them. You know, I have my opinions, they have theirs...and I am happy to debate and defend my position all day long......but I refuse to call them names, claim victimhood, or imply they are lesser fans for having those opinions. I will leave that to them!!
     
  24. Anubis

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    I am going to assume this is directed at me, as I was the one who questioned why anyone who is critical of TT should have their "fandom" questioned.

    Please quote where I have called anyone out or kindly delete your post. The ONLY person I have called anything is Tromadz, simply because I am sick of him calling me "stupid", "*******" or [enter insult here] because I posted something critical of TT. This does not make me any less a fan, and to insinuate such does nothng other than make me question your intellect.

    I really don't care if you agree or disagree with me. Just don't start calling me stupid or an ******* for posting my opinion unless you expect to be treated in kind.

    This is my last post on this subject. Should such infantile behaviour continue, I will retaliate with the same kindergaten mentality which unfortunately, seems to be the only thing some people understand.

    GO PACK!!!

    Robert C. Hedley
     
  25. 4packgirl

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    you mean...we're not ALL in kindergarten?? :shock: huh...news to me!! :wink: :p
     

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