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  1. SELECT cache_value
    FROM xf_permission_combination
    WHERE permission_combination_id = ?
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    SIMPLExf_permission_combinationconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
  2. SELECT thread.*
    	,
    		user.gender, user.avatar_date, user.gravatar,
    		NULL AS thread_read_date,
    		0 AS thread_reply_banned,
    		0 AS thread_is_watched,
    		'' AS draft_message, NULL AS draft_extra
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_user AS user ON
    			(user.user_id = thread.user_id)
    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
    SIMPLEthreadconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEuserconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
  3. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache,
    		NULL AS forum_read_date
    FROM xf_forum AS forum
    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
    	LEFT JOIN xf_permission_cache_content AS permission
    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
    			AND permission.content_type = 'node'
    			AND permission.content_id = forum.node_id)
    WHERE node.node_id = ?
    Params: 13
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
    SIMPLEforumconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEnodeconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEpermissionconstPRIMARYPRIMARY35const,const,const1 
  4. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    WHERE EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
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  5. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_articles ON (EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = xf_thread.thread_id)
    WHERE xf_thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
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    SIMPLExf_postconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLExf_userconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
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  6. SELECT post.*
    	,
    		bb_code_parse_cache.parse_tree AS message_parsed, bb_code_parse_cache.cache_version AS message_cache_version,
    		user.*, IF(user.username IS NULL, post.username, user.username) AS username,
    		user_profile.*,
    		user_privacy.*,
    		signature_parse_cache.parse_tree AS signature_parsed, bb_code_parse_cache.cache_version AS signature_cache_version,
    		session_activity.view_date AS last_view_date,
    		0 AS like_date
    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (1,2,4,5,6,7,8,10)) as positive_rating_count
    	
    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (14,11,12,13)) as negative_rating_count
    	
    		,(select sum(count_received) from dark_postrating_count where user_id = post.user_id and rating in (3,9)) as neutral_rating_count
    	,
    pr_cache.rating_cache,
    pr2.rating
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    		LEFT JOIN xf_bb_code_parse_cache AS bb_code_parse_cache ON
    			(bb_code_parse_cache.content_type = 'post' AND bb_code_parse_cache.content_id = post.post_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_user AS user ON
    			(user.user_id = post.user_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_user_profile AS user_profile ON
    			(user_profile.user_id = post.user_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_user_privacy AS user_privacy ON
    			(user_privacy.user_id = post.user_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_bb_code_parse_cache AS signature_parse_cache ON
    			(signature_parse_cache.content_type = 'signature' AND signature_parse_cache.content_id = post.user_id)
    		LEFT JOIN xf_session_activity AS session_activity ON
    			(post.user_id > 0 AND session_activity.user_id = post.user_id AND session_activity.unique_key = CAST(post.user_id AS BINARY))
    left join dark_postrating_post_cache pr_cache ON (post.post_id = pr_cache.post_id)
    left join dark_postrating pr2 on (post.post_id = pr2.post_id and pr2.user_id = 0)
    WHERE post.thread_id = ?
    	 AND (post.position >= 25 AND post.position < 50) 
    	AND (post.message_state IN ('visible'))
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    PRIMARYbb_code_parse_cacheeq_refcontent_type_idcontent_type_id31const,packerfo_maindb.post.post_id1 
    PRIMARYusereq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY4packerfo_maindb.post.user_id1 
    PRIMARYuser_profileeq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY4packerfo_maindb.post.user_id1 
    PRIMARYuser_privacyeq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY4packerfo_maindb.post.user_id1 
    PRIMARYsignature_parse_cacheeq_refcontent_type_idcontent_type_id31const,packerfo_maindb.post.user_id1 
    PRIMARYsession_activityeq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY22packerfo_maindb.post.user_id,func1 
    PRIMARYpr_cacheeq_refPRIMARYPRIMARY4packerfo_maindb.post.post_id1 
    PRIMARYpr2eq_refpost_id_user_id,post_id_rating,user_id_ratingpost_id_user_id8packerfo_maindb.post.post_id,const1 
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    DEPENDENT SUBQUERYdark_postrating_countrefuser_id_ratinguser_id_rating4packerfo_maindb.post.user_id4Using where
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  7. INSERT DELAYED INTO xf_thread_view
    	(thread_id)
    VALUES
    	(?)
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  8. UPDATE xf_thread SET hot_count = hot_count + 1 WHERE thread_id = 5915
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  9. SELECT thread.*
    	,
    		0 AS thread_reply_banned
    FROM xf_thread AS thread
    
    WHERE thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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  10. SELECT node.*, forum.*
    	,
    	permission.cache_value AS node_permission_cache
    FROM xf_forum AS forum
    INNER JOIN xf_node AS node ON (node.node_id = forum.node_id)
    
    	LEFT JOIN xf_permission_cache_content AS permission
    		ON (permission.permission_combination_id = 1
    			AND permission.content_type = 'node'
    			AND permission.content_id = forum.node_id)
    WHERE node.node_id = ?
    Params: 13
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    SIMPLEforumconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEnodeconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLEpermissionconstPRIMARYPRIMARY35const,const,const1 
  11. SELECT *
    FROM xf_ignore_thread
    WHERE user_id = ?
    	AND thread_id = ?
    Params: 0, 5915
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  12. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*, EWRporta2_authors.*
    FROM EWRporta2_articles
    	INNER JOIN xf_thread ON (xf_thread.thread_id = EWRporta2_articles.thread_id)
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    WHERE EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
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  13. SELECT EWRporta2_articles.*, EWRporta2_authors.*, xf_thread.*, xf_post.*, xf_user.*
    FROM xf_thread
    	INNER JOIN xf_post ON (xf_post.post_id = xf_thread.first_post_id)
    	LEFT JOIN xf_user ON (xf_user.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_authors ON (EWRporta2_authors.user_id = xf_thread.user_id)
    	LEFT JOIN EWRporta2_articles ON (EWRporta2_articles.thread_id = xf_thread.thread_id)
    WHERE xf_thread.thread_id = ?
    Params: 5915
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    SIMPLExf_postconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
    SIMPLExf_userconstPRIMARYPRIMARY4const1 
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  14. INSERT INTO xf_session_activity
    	(user_id, unique_key, ip, controller_name, controller_action, view_state, params, view_date, robot_key)
    VALUES
    	(?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE
    	ip = VALUES(ip),
    	controller_name = VALUES(controller_name),
    	controller_action = VALUES(controller_action),
    	view_state = VALUES(view_state),
    	params = VALUES(params),
    	view_date = VALUES(view_date),
    	robot_key = VALUES(robot_key)
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  15. SELECT title, phrase_text
    FROM xf_phrase_compiled
    WHERE language_id = ?
    	AND title IN ('freepro_menu_tickets', 'freepro_menu_schedule', 'freepro_menu_roster', 'freepro_menu_draft')
    Params: 1
    Run Time: 0.000099
    Select TypeTableTypePossible KeysKeyKey LenRefRowsExtra
    SIMPLExf_phrase_compiledrangePRIMARYPRIMARY106 4Using where
  16. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 88171, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:11:"digsthepack";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:19:"[quote=digsthepack]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:570:"My buddy likes to chew...and often uses spent beer cans as his spit receptacle. Out at a park with some friends grilling and having a few pops, and my buddy sits his "Old Style" spit can precariously close to my freshly popped, icy amber delight. Sadly, I picked up the wrong can...now you see, this is where a can cooler is your enemy as I could not feel that the can was warm with human saliva and tobacco juice and not cold with beer......and I flung the sucker back and took a mouthful of chew spit...which was immediately spat out. Dear God....that was dreadful!!";}}i:1;s:74:" So digs.....you exchanged spit with another man? I'm not judging :lol:";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  17. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 88172, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:17:"Noisey Packer Fan";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:25:"[quote=Noisey Packer Fan]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"color";s:6:"option";s:6:"yellow";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:14:"[color=yellow]";i:1;s:8:"[/color]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:71:"P.S What is the weardest food Plant animal anything you all have eaten?";}}}}i:1;s:138:" I ate alligator once in Florida. NOT recommended. It tasted like real grisly pork chops. :puke: GO PACK!!! Robert C. Hedley";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  18. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 88173, a:1:{i:0;s:138:"At least mine was an inadvertant spit swap...not like your typical Saturday night at the "Glory Hole Bar", DePack...where it is voluntary!";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  19. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
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    Params: post, 88174, a:1:{i:0;s:260:"4packgirl....don't distract me with your "skills". I have work to do today...and I have to stand before a group for a presentation. Don't make me feel like that awkward 7th grader who has to go before the class in a rather obvious state!! You saucy wench!!!";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  20. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
    	cache_version = VALUES(cache_version),
    	cache_date = VALUES(cache_date)
    Params: post, 88175, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:11:"digsthepack";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:19:"[quote=digsthepack]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:258:"4packgirl....don't distract me with your "skills". I have work to do today...and I have to stand before a group for a presentation. Don't make me feel like that awkward 7th grader who has to go before the class in a rather obvious state!! You saucy wench!!!";}}i:1;s:30:" Bring a textbook with you!";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  21. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 88176, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:14:"MinnesotaSucks";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:22:"[quote=MinnesotaSucks]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:321:"I still enjoy bacon a lot. Also venison and beer. Also Cheez-Its. Even yogurt. I also like things to drink like soda. I like Dr. Pepper with the Vanilla and whatnot and Sprecher root beer. I like double cheeseburgers form mcdonalds. and I like strawberry milkshakes. None of which have anything gross on or in them.";}}i:1;s:205:" Do you KNOW what goes INTO those double cheeseburgers from McDonald's????? :wink: Oh......and if you ever get the chance, take the Sprecher Brewery tour! It's really fun! (Free beer at the end!) 8)";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  22. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
    	(content_type, content_id, parse_tree, cache_version, cache_date)
    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 88177, a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:6:"Anubis";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:14:"[quote=Anubis]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:2:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"quote";s:6:"option";s:17:"Noisey Packer Fan";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:25:"[quote=Noisey Packer Fan]";i:1;s:8:"[/quote]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:5:"color";s:6:"option";s:6:"yellow";s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:14:"[color=yellow]";i:1;s:8:"[/color]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:71:"P.S What is the weardest food Plant animal anything you all have eaten?";}}}}i:1;s:132:" I ate alligator once in Florida. NOT recommended. It tasted like real grisly pork chops. :puke: GO PACK!!! Robert C. Hedley";}}i:1;s:144:" I tried gator also. I'm not much of a game eater but it was alright. Of course it was deep fried nuggets. Kinda tasted like chicken nuggets.";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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  23. INSERT INTO xf_bb_code_parse_cache
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    VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE parse_tree = VALUES(parse_tree),
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    Params: post, 88178, a:1:{i:0;s:78:"Aaaaahhhh....beer batter!! Kills the taste of even the most repulsive critter.";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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    Params: post, 88180, a:1:{i:0;s:128:"Bugs in the cereal that is gross but yeah its really no big deal because like you said the stomach acid killed whatever you ate.";}, 1466975802, 1469856341
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