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CHEESEY TRADED TO MIAMI!!

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by MontanaBob, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. MontanaBob

    MontanaBob Cheesehead

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    UP. dated March 12, 2008 @ 6:30am

    Sources close to management of PackerForum have told this correspondents informers that Alan "Swiss" Cheesey has been traded in a last minute deal to the Miami Dolphins. The sources revealed that General Manager "Let's Make a Deal" Ryan was made an offer he couldn't refuse.

    "There was too much talent we could get in return for one player that actually has come up with a few "holes" in his offense lately. So, even though I didn't want to see old Swissy go, business is business."

    It has been learned that in return for Cheesey going to Miami, the PackerForum will receive defensive specialist Whitety "LumpyCurd" Cottagecheese, offensive weapon "Luey" Limburger, versatile back "Manny" Mozzarella, huge defensive tackle "Gotcha" Gouda, and Norwegian kicker Jan "it's good!" Geitost, who also is known for his ski jumping.

    "I was really torn doing this," Ryan was quoted as saying, "but, like I said, this is a business and I have to do what's good for the team."

    It has also been learned that Cheesey will be offered some parts in upcoming TV shows such as CSI The Everglades, and Grandkids of Flipper.

    Good luck Cheesey. With your help maybe the Fins can win 2 games next year.
     
  2. trippster

    trippster Cheesehead

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    this story has more holes in it than swiss....er..uh..nevermind.
     
  3. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I think Ryan forgot to read the SMALL print in my contract (boy, I'm sure glad i have Drew as my agent now! Or i'd be swimming in the bayou right now!)I have a NO TRADE clause!!!
    I also have a "Sanity Clause" in my contract.



    (Now is where you step in and say "You canna not foola me, there IS no Sanity Claus!")
     
  4. longtimefan

    longtimefan Super Moderator Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The Gm down there has had it in for Cheesey every since that incident involving Don Johnson and Tubbs..

    Best way to get back at him was to get him to come to Miami, so where would MELT under that hot Florida sun...

    Chessey melts will be on sale at the 11th street diner for 1.69
     
  5. Zombieslayer

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    Ok. Now, I'll have to think of who to be more mad at, Drew, or Ryan.

    I don't know if I can still call myself a Packer fan. I'll have to look for another team to root for now that Cheesey is gone. Well, how about the Fins?

    (goes to show ZS was a bigger Cheesey fan than Packer fan all along)
     
  6. IronMan

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    This will separate the bandwagon "cheesey firsters" from the true Packers fans. :p
     
  7. vikesrule

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  8. SNAP

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    I'll take the deal if we can get Trudy and Gina.
     
  9. yooperfan

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    Damn, I knew I should have gotten " The Big Cheese " autograph when I had him cornered at the Seattle game.
    Good luck Cheesey, I hope you don't melt under the hot sun during training camp.
    Now we have to fill that hole with our first pick.
     
  10. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    I heard of this little sleeper..

    [​IMG]

    :waiting for AADP to scream in terror:

    :lol:
     
  11. Pack93z

    Pack93z You retired too? .... Not me. I'm in my prime

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    Maybe Cheesey's acting career will take off..

    [​IMG]
     
  12. trippster

    trippster Cheesehead

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    HEY! WHO MOVED MY CHEESE?
     
  13. IronMan

    IronMan Cheesehead

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    How does this change our odds of winning the Super Bowl?
     
  14. MontanaBob

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    Improves them 100 fold.
     
  15. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!
    Remember where this forum was put up for a possible award???
    How much chance do you really think you would have without ME here???
    SUPER BOWL????
    How about "Super BAWL!!!"
    PPO has been trying to lure me over there for MONTHS!
    But i just can't get myself to join a place called "Purple Pride".......it just sounds too GAY for me! :wink: :lol:
     
  16. longtimefan

    longtimefan Super Moderator Staff Member Super Moderator

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    :roll: :roll:

    guess rest of us should just walk awayy like Rob Davis did today LOL
     
  17. cheesey

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    No....you don't have to walk away........but if you do, don't look back........you might see me crying! :lol:
     
  18. Vince_Favre

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    So you think the Cheesey is lying?

    Why don't you take him at his word then.

    It is on record that he said, "I will never post for any other team except packerforum.com".

    Take the man at his word.
     
  19. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Wow.....Vince Favre makes a post backing me, and he gets BANNED for it!?!?!? :shock: :lol:
     
  20. Packers_Finland

    Packers_Finland Cheesehead

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    LOL, I looked at the same thing Cheesey
     
  21. cheesey

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    Guess we will see a bunch of "Cheesey Lovers" jumping off the bandwagon! :lol:
     

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