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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by longtimefan, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. longtimefan

    longtimefan Super Moderator Staff Member Super Moderator

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  2. ivo610

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    Not sure about a caption but in 5 years shaq is going to look like charles barkley

    I wonder what it looks like when they have sex.... I can think of some positions that might not exactly work

    If I had shaq $ I would not wear jorts. just sayin. Im sure its hard to find clothes when your that big, but still, you have the money, dress like it.
     
  3. longtimefan

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    Those are his reg jeans...just shrunk in the wash...Inseam is 78 lol
     
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    "RUN! An ogre is stealing our women!"
    "Hmn. I though smurfette was blonde"
    "Guess who has the bigger boobs in this relationship..."
     
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    Oh my! Shaq is huge!!!!!
     
  6. Forget Favre

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    Wow! That's amazing!
    Going out and wearing slippers without socks in public.
    But if you don't like it, YOU tell him.

    Those are average size jeans for an average size man.

    Since she can't see up that high, she thinks she is walking out with her husband and not with Shaq.

    He just met her not more than 5 minutes ago.
    What's his pick up line?
    "Hey baby. Why don't you come back with me to my place and I'll show you it's true what they say about the size of a man's feet."

    She has vertical eyes on her chest and they need to wear the sunglasses.

    Shaq is looking down at her and thinking of getting a life size tattoo of her on his right leg.

    "Excuse me! You two look like your from the circus. Can you tell me where it is in town and when opening day is?"

    David got a sex change and was seen about town shopping with Goliath.
     
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    He: What do you say we go home now honey and start on creating a child together?
    She: If you think that I want something from your genes to fit through my tiny opening in 9 months giving me ungodly pain, then your crazy. Certifiably crazy!

    Coming out of the store where Shaq's woman just spent $3,000 dollars on make up, jewelry, perfume and some bath towels, Shaq is beginning to wonder who is really wearing the pants in this relationship.

    Woman: Did you see that?
    Shaq: What?
    Woman: Someone just took our picture.
    Shaq: Oh great! Now it's probably going to end up on a sports message board somewhere and nimrods are going to be asked to caption it!
     
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  8. longtimefan

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    :happy0005:
     
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    Is it possible that this photo is an optical illusion of some sort? It could be the camera angle. He looks 3 times her size.
     
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    No it is his g/f

    she is 5'2"

    [​IMG]
     
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    LOL!

    Caption time: "Help! The Orlando Magic shrunk my g/f!!!!"
     
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    IluvGB I <3 Packers!!!!

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    ewwwwww thats just so creepy and wrong!!! The size difference that is, not the captions!

    I know he's not going to wait around until some giant woman comes around but for the love...could he find SOMEONE bigger than "Snookie" eeesh!

    They could be called.. "Shookie" :D
     
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    She will never have to wear knee pads.
     
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    Ever since his retirement, Shaq feels like he has to save wherever he can.
    You can see him doing this pictured here.
    1) Sharing gum with his girl friend.
    2) Turning an average size pair of jeans into shorts.
    3) Wearing bedroom slippers instead of shoes.
    4) Buying a non-product placement top.
     
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    thats what she said
     
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