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Canadian in America......LOL!

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    A man in the Spokane Albertson's tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.

    The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

    As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

    Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

    "Canada, sir," the boy replied.

    "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and hockey players up there."

    "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

    "No kidding???" replied the boy. "What team did she play for?" :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Green_Bay_Packers

    Green_Bay_Packers Cheesehead

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    LOL THATS Sweet xD
     
  3. Zombieslayer

    Zombieslayer Cheesehead

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    Hey! I've been telling this joke for over 10 years now. The only difference is I told it as Toronto instead of Canada.
     
  4. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    "Toronto".......is that "The LONE RANGER'S" sidekick???? :lol:
     
  5. TheKanataThrilla

    TheKanataThrilla Cheesehead

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    We Canucks are invading you and you don't even noticed it. First we send our comedians and our hot chicks to butter you up, then blamo we burn down your Whitehouse...... Again!

    :Canada:
     
  6. Zombieslayer

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    Besides Birthday Massacre (who I love), please take back your musicians. They're horrible, especially Alannis More Upset.

    However, keep giving us your dollars. They seem to be doing much better than ours. ;)
     
  7. TheKanataThrilla

    TheKanataThrilla Cheesehead

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    Interesting you should comment on our musicians I have often thought that our best musicians actually never made it outside of Canada. I did figure you for a Rush fan though Zombie. Then again most people don't realize they are Canadian.
     
  8. vikesrule

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    When I think Canadian, I think Red Green : 8)
     
  9. Zombieslayer

    Zombieslayer Cheesehead

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    Urgh! Brain fart!
    I stand corrected. I completely forgot Rush is Canadian.
     
  10. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Hey....i'm not gonna take credit for that "Alannis" woman........she's.....uh.....WEIRD. Even by MY standards!!! :lol:
     
  11. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    "Quondo omni flunkus moritati" :wink: :lol:

    "We're men.....we can change......if we want to."
     
  12. Cdnfavrefan

    Cdnfavrefan Cheesehead

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    :lol: Believe it or not I was actually a member of the Reed Green Fan club once.
    As for nothing in Canada but hockey players and prostitutes....there's a reason I havn't left :lol:
     
  13. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    and we know u hate hockey so...
     
  14. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    CDN is a PROSTITUTE!?!?!?!? :lol:
     
  15. Cdnfavrefan

    Cdnfavrefan Cheesehead

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    I'm the one wearing fishnet stockings under my snowsuit :lol:
     
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  17. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    LOLOL!!!
    (Those leave FUNNY lines on your legs!!!!) :lol:
     

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