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Calvin Coolidge and Edgar Allen Poe..........

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by cheesey, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    It's a little known fact that writer Edgar Allen Poe, and President Calvin Coolidge were good friends when they were little boys. They would play together for hours, and it looked like they would be life long friends! But, poor Calvin.......well, he was short for his age, and Edgar would take great pleasure in teasing Cal about his lack of height in front of the other kids. He would yell things like, "Hey Cal! You want to play some baseball??? You can be the SHORTstop!!!" The other kids would start laughing, and poor Cal would end up running home, crying! Edgar could be QUITE cruel! One day, Edgar's comments pushed Calvin over the edge.........Edgar said "Hey little Cal, what you gonna be when you grow up.....if you ever GROW that is!"
    The kids started laughing, and little Cal snapped back at Edgar, "You'll see! SOME day I'm gonna grow up to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!"
    He ran home again, crying, and NEVER spoke to Edgar Allen Poe again!
    And as we all know now. Little Cal DID grow up to be President!!!













    Uh oh.........NOW i did it! Ryan is REALLY gonna be mad at me! I started a (are you ready for this???)
    "POE-LITTLE CAL" THREAD!!!


    Oh man................ and you thought the LAST one was CHEESEY!!! :lol:
     
  2. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    LOL! You know you are getting Ryan mad.... :p

    Why I wouldn't be surprised if when you making another one of these threads in the future, Ryan did this....

    :comp:


    :p
     
  3. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    LOLOL!!! :D
    I just couldn't resist it! You know......i have the nickname CHEESEY for a REASON! :D
    I figure there is so much "serious" stuff in here, i was hoping that maybe i could make at least one person laugh! Life is like "Little Cal".........too short!
    Can't be serious ALL the time!!!
    The funny part is, I woke up, and this goofy story just came together in my mind! I can't even SLEEP and i think funny!
     
  4. Ryan

    Ryan Cheesehead

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    Well at least he puts a whole lot of work into them!
     
  5. rabidgopher04

    rabidgopher04 Cheesehead

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    That's what's so disturbing to me.
     
  6. Miskito

    Miskito Cheesehead

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    Boooooo! By the way:

    Don't you mean ...NEVER-MORE spoke...?
     
  7. GakkofNorway

    GakkofNorway Cheesehead

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    wasn't edgar allen poe gay?
     
  8. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    I don't know if Edgar was..........but BEN was!!!




    (Get it???..........BEN GAY!!!)LOLOL!!!

    Yes Ryan......half of a good joke to me is the set up! I just can't HELP it that my goofy mind works that way! :lol:
    It gives people something else to read.......and maybe groan about!LOLOL!!!
     
  9. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    oh.....and Miskito..........i would have never used the "Nevermore" line.........i was never much of a "RAVENS" fan!!!LOLOLOL!!! :lol:
     
  10. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Groan. enough said here.
     
  11. carol k

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    I really needed those laughs today. Thanks cheesy. You must think very fast. I bet you would be good on Who's Line is It? Your comebacks are great.
     
  12. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Thank you Carol! Tis true............my mind works in ways even I can't understand!
    But you know what? One of my favorite things to do is to make people laugh! There's just NOT enough laughter in the world today!
    It's taken me a while to regain my footing, and my "cheeseyness".......but it's coming back to me! :D
     
  13. arrowgargantuan

    arrowgargantuan Cheesehead

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    my God man..that was horrible, and then you followed it up with the ben-gay line. ouch.

    i think i died a little after each pun.

    ...wait wait, lemme get this one for you.


    "Well Arrow, that was your Pun-ishment...LOLOLOL!!!"
     
  14. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    LMAO! :rotflmao: Oh God Arrow, are you impersonating other posters... AGAIN? :-? :p

    LOL what else can I say cheesy? When I said in the other thread that it wasn't a coincedence that your jokes are lame and your name is cheesy.... YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PROVE ME RIGHT! :wink:

    PS: Good one Arrow! And cheesy..... Don't quit your day job. :) :p
     
  15. arrowgargantuan

    arrowgargantuan Cheesehead

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    hah...im' just giving him sh!t.

    i think cheese is a really good guy, with really bad jokes...plus, he can take it. with threads like this one i'm sure he's built up an immunity to advice on comedy :wink:


    by the way, props to miskito and cheesey for being well-versed with the works of Mr. Poe. he was a rare talent.
     
  16. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Arrow.............YOU giving me ADVICE on COMEDY!?!?

    That would be like GILLIGAN giving advice to the VIKINGS on how to plan a 3 hour cruise!!!LOLOLOLOL!!! :lol:

    And yes.........i am rather "POE-etic"......don't you think???
    And yes.......i have PUN-ished you enough Arrow......i think i left you all a little PUN-chy!!!

    Hey allabout.........i was JUST trying to do you a favor! PROVING you right!!! :lol:

    My jokes.....well, dey might be a little lame, but dats why CHEESEY is my name!
    Makin' people laff, dats what i call fun,
    tink i'll maybe drop on dem, just anudder PUN!
    If'n youse got tears running down yur face, it AIN'T cause i dun sprayed you with mace!
    Hope dis BS dun left you smilin'..........ok, you can relax now, i be dun with my stylin'!!!
    Peas OUT! :lol:
     
  17. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    he did marry his cousin who was a female so unless that was a cover up, no




    oh speaking of making little girlies groan
     
  18. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Those bengay jokes are so stale.
     
  19. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    Are you saying cheesey didn't read the bengay expiration date.
     
  20. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    yeah, its kinda like that.
     
  21. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    Geez PC..... you must be a photographer..........you're always so "negative!"
    Yes.....the "Ben Gay" joke is old........but i thought it was very fitting to follow the Poe question.
    (Good come back by the way, Zero!)
    Now.........the start of this post, and the "Polly" ones were solely made up by me.........................i was just trying to make someone's day a little lighter.........maybe make them smile, or groan, whichever.
    If you don't appreciate my goofy sense of humor, you don't HAVE to read my posts. I don't expect everyone to appreciate my goofiness.
     
  22. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    i know how ya feel man
     
  23. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME Z2C THAT SOME PEOPLE FIND YOUR GOOFYNESS IRRITATING! :eek: ...

    The nerve of such people to not laugh at either of your unsuccessful attempts to be funny! Dang those sane people.... :p :p :p
     
  24. Zero2Cool

    Zero2Cool I own a website

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    Glad to have...'fans' like you all about :) I don't know what I'd do with out cha!
     
  25. PackerChick

    PackerChick Cheesehead

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    Cheesey, I like your humor. I am not negative.
     

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