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Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by all about da packers, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    Let's play a game.

    Ask a stupid question, and someone else can reply with a stupid answer.

    Example:
    Q. Why isn't the sky green?
    A. Because green was already taken by the grass.


    I'll start:
    Q. Why are the Vikings the best team in the NFL?
     
  2. vikesrule

    vikesrule Cheesehead

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    Because Vikesrule says so, and Vikesrule is never wrong.


    Q. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
     
  3. PackerLegend

    PackerLegend Cheesehead

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    A.Because there is an expiration date on milk as well and they thought it looked pretty so they wanted one to, duh!

    Q.Why/where does rain come for is someone really peeing on us?
     
  4. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    A: Ur a one, ur a two, ur a three, ur a four, ur a five, ur a six, ur a seven........and......UR AN EIGHT!!!

    Q: If something is illegal, is it really a sick bird?
     
  5. vikesrule

    vikesrule Cheesehead

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    Yes, because the Bird Flew. :wink:

    Q. If cheese makes one constipated, does that explain why Packer Fans are full of kaka?
     
  6. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    (GREAT response Vikes!!!LOLOL!!!)
    Now......onto your answer......
    Q. If cheese makes one constipated, does that explain why Packer Fans are full of kaka?[/quote]

    A: Why YES! It DOES! And Vikesrule is the LAXITIVE that relieves that problem for us EVERY morning! :thumbsup:

    Q: If ground is dirt, then why isn't there dirt in ground beef?
     
  7. MontanaBob

    MontanaBob Cheesehead

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    Because the beef passed the dirt onto "Chuck".


    Q. How do you make a Minnesotan go nuts?
     
  8. vikesrule

    vikesrule Cheesehead

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    Put him in a room with a guy from Montana and a guy from Wisconsin!



    Q. Why are you reading this, don't you have a life?
     
  9. all about da packers

    all about da packers Cheesehead

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    I'm gonna get married eventually, so I've been practicing having no life.


    Why does Jessica Alba not have a twin?
     
  10. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    A: Cause if she did, she would actually be "quintuplets! (Think about it!)LOL!
    Now........if she married a guy with the last name Tross, would that make her Jessica Alba-Tross???

    Q: If you are having a picnic, and are infested with ants...............where are your uncles???
     
  11. trippster

    trippster Cheesehead

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    in the family tree....


    If nothing sticks to teflon, what makes teflon stick to the pan?
     
  12. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

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    A: It actually doesn't.............the PAN actually sticks to the TEFLON!!!

    Q:Which came first.....the chicken, the egg, or Colonel Sanders??? :rotflmao:
     

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