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<blockquote data-quote="IPBprez" data-source="post: 2540" data-attributes="member: 51"><p>WISCONSIN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART</p><p>***** Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward.</p><p></p><p>@ +70 degrees</p><p>Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN go swimming in the Rivers.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +60 degrees</p><p>North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN plant gardens.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +50 degrees</p><p>Californians shiver uncontrollably.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN sunbathe.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +40 degrees</p><p>Italian & English cars won't start.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN drive with the windows down.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +32 degrees </p><p>Distilled water freezes.</p><p>Wisconsin River water gets thicker.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +20 degrees</p><p>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN throw on a flannel shirt.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +15 degrees</p><p>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN have the last cookout before it gets cold.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ +10 degrees</p><p>People in Miami all die...</p><p>CHEESEHEADS lick the flagpole.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -20 degrees</p><p>Californians fly away to Mexico.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN get out their winter coats.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -40 degrees</p><p>Hollywood disintegrates.</p><p>The Girl Scouts in WISCONSIN are selling cookies door to door.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -60 degrees</p><p>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.</p><p>WISCONSIN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -80 degrees</p><p>Mt. St. Helens freezes.</p><p>People in WISCONSIN rent some videos.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -100 degrees</p><p>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.</p><p>CHEESEHEADS get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -297 degrees</p><p>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.</p><p>Cows in WISCONSIN complain about farmers with cold hands.</p><p></p><p></p><p>@ -460 degrees</p><p>ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).</p><p>People in WISCONSIN start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">@ -500 degrees</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">Hell freezes over.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">The Vikings win the Super Bowl!</span> muuaaaahahahaha!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="IPBprez, post: 2540, member: 51"] WISCONSIN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART ***** Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward. @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in WISCONSIN go swimming in the Rivers. @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in WISCONSIN plant gardens. @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in WISCONSIN sunbathe. @ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in WISCONSIN drive with the windows down. @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Wisconsin River water gets thicker. @ +20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in WISCONSIN throw on a flannel shirt. @ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in WISCONSIN have the last cookout before it gets cold. @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die... CHEESEHEADS lick the flagpole. @ -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in WISCONSIN get out their winter coats. @ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in WISCONSIN are selling cookies door to door. @ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. WISCONSIN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. @ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in WISCONSIN rent some videos. @ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. CHEESEHEADS get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. @ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in WISCONSIN complain about farmers with cold hands. @ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in WISCONSIN start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" [size=7]@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl![/size] muuaaaahahahaha! [/QUOTE]
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