An "oldie".. but a goodie, just the same!

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WISCONSIN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
***** Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward.

@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in WISCONSIN go swimming in the Rivers.


@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in WISCONSIN plant gardens.


@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in WISCONSIN sunbathe.


@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in WISCONSIN drive with the windows down.


@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Wisconsin River water gets thicker.


@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in WISCONSIN throw on a flannel shirt.


@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in WISCONSIN have the last cookout before it gets cold.


@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
CHEESEHEADS lick the flagpole.


@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in WISCONSIN get out their winter coats.


@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in WISCONSIN are selling cookies door to door.


@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
WISCONSIN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.


@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in WISCONSIN rent some videos.


@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
CHEESEHEADS get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.


@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in WISCONSIN complain about farmers with cold hands.


@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in WISCONSIN start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"


@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl!
muuaaaahahahaha!
 
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that is funny...good one.

I have a question though...If you get divorced in Wisconsin are you still considered brother and sister?
 

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actually it's green and GOLD. the funny thing about that is that a lot of it is true.

when you live in mn and wis, you do grill when it's cold as hell and drive with the windows down.
 
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4thand26 said:
that is funny...good one.

I have a question though...If you get divorced in Wisconsin are you still considered brother and sister?
You were thinking of Kentucky - Remember.....?

Aunt Dad, and Uncle Mom!
 

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