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<blockquote data-quote="musccy" data-source="post: 17141" data-attributes="member: 219"><p>As immature as they can be at times, I never get sick of profootballtalk.com The last paragraph is hilarious....</p><p></p><p>EAGLES PUT T.O. ON NOTICE </p><p></p><p>ESPN reports that the Philadelphia Eagles have sent a letter to receiver Terrell Owens outlining in detail his various behavioral problems.</p><p></p><p>The letter undoubtedly is a "case building" exercise for the organization, which as we've explained for several weeks now plans to make an example out of Owens. If the team eventually tries to suspend him for conduct detrimental to the team, they'll have to be able to prove it to a neutral arbitrator.</p><p></p><p>And this specific exercise reminds us of a classic edition of The Far Side, in which cartoonist Gary Larson demonstrated the difference between what people say to dogs -- and what the dogs actually hear.</p><p></p><p>So the letter possibly read something like this: "Terrell, we continue to be shocked, dismayed, and disappointed by the manner in which you have conducted yourself since reporting to training camp. We signed Terrell Owens to a contract, and we expect Terrell Owens to perform under that contract in the best way that Terrell Owens can, regardless of the amount of money that Terrell Owens will receive under that contract."</p><p></p><p> And, from Owens' perspective, here's what the letter said: "Terrell, blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah, blah blah blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Terrell Owens blah, blah blah blah blah blah money blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah blah blah."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="musccy, post: 17141, member: 219"] As immature as they can be at times, I never get sick of profootballtalk.com The last paragraph is hilarious.... EAGLES PUT T.O. ON NOTICE ESPN reports that the Philadelphia Eagles have sent a letter to receiver Terrell Owens outlining in detail his various behavioral problems. The letter undoubtedly is a "case building" exercise for the organization, which as we've explained for several weeks now plans to make an example out of Owens. If the team eventually tries to suspend him for conduct detrimental to the team, they'll have to be able to prove it to a neutral arbitrator. And this specific exercise reminds us of a classic edition of The Far Side, in which cartoonist Gary Larson demonstrated the difference between what people say to dogs -- and what the dogs actually hear. So the letter possibly read something like this: "Terrell, we continue to be shocked, dismayed, and disappointed by the manner in which you have conducted yourself since reporting to training camp. We signed Terrell Owens to a contract, and we expect Terrell Owens to perform under that contract in the best way that Terrell Owens can, regardless of the amount of money that Terrell Owens will receive under that contract." And, from Owens' perspective, here's what the letter said: "Terrell, blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah, blah blah blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Terrell Owens blah, blah blah blah blah blah money blah Terrell Owens blah blah blah blah blah." [/QUOTE]
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