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A warning to all the men

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by buggybill2003, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. buggybill2003

    buggybill2003 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    My wife and I went shopping earlier today. While we were out, my wife decided that my old man eyebrows had got out of hand, and needed attention.
    Asian ladies are very talented using cotton thread to "Pluck" wild eyebrows, but that wasn`t good enough for her.....oh no, I deserved pain and lots of it.
    They forced me into a chair, and using scissors and then hot wax, the lovely lady tortured me by ripping the hair off my brow with great gusto.....the cow ! :mad:
    My wife thought it was hysterical and we may have needed to stop at a pharmacy to get something for her weak bladder.
    I`ve got five tattoos so I can handle discomfort, but this ????? :eek:.
    My respect to you ladies from my hospital bed......
     
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  2. Croak

    Croak Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I use my beard trimmer with a "thinning" attachment to take care of the bushy eyebrows. ;)
     
  3. buggybill2003

    buggybill2003 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I did suggest one of those but I guess it wouldn`t have entertained her as much :laugh:
     
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  4. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    BB before his Wife got a hold of him! Yeah.....he had it coming!

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  5. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    I can relate Bill. I had a GF that thought I would look "hot" with no hair on my chest. Now I don't necessarily have a shag rug covering my chest, but its thick manly hair, you know the kind that keeps us warm here during cold winters. Even occasionally holds a dropped nut, for later consumption. Anyway, she lines me up for a chest wax at some salon where they do the same thing for other areas of the female anatomy. I'm a manly man, couple of hernia operations, had my tonsils taken out under local anesthesia, root canals, etc so I thought nothing of it. The hot wax actually kind of felt nice as the woman was applying it to my chest. But good lord almighty, when she laid that first "tear strip" on my chest and said "this might sting a bit"...and pulled fast....I thought I had just lost not only my chest hair but the skin with it! She holds up a fur covered strip, smiles and says "Oh I am going to need a lot more of these." I seriously almost got up and ran, I would just tell my friends I was duct taping something and one strip got away from me. I stuck (no pun intended) it out though and swore to never....I mean never do it again. Probably the worst part was pretending to my girlfriend that it "didn't hurt a bit".....this bare chested man wanted a little that night! :coffee:
     
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  6. buggybill2003

    buggybill2003 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I was tempted to ban you for the photo, but this made me pee myself laughing and got you a reprieve :roflmao:
     
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  7. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    Ohhh I'm glad that I didn't post the "after plucking" picture :whistling: :roflmao:
     
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  8. Raptorman

    Raptorman Vikings fan since 1966.

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    Look on the bright side, at least she didn't push for a bikini wax! :laugh:
     
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  9. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    Thanks for THAT image Raptorman.....bring on the nightmares!
     
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  10. Raptorman

    Raptorman Vikings fan since 1966.

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  11. Sky King

    Sky King Cheesehead

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    Bio-cleanup in the man-cave!!! :sick:
     
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  12. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    RaptorMan finally reveals the true Viking fan!
     
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  13. buggybill2003

    buggybill2003 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Hey hey hey !!!!!! Moderator here thank you, bit of respect here :p I WAS traumatized.
     
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  14. Cheese Meister

    Cheese Meister Cheesehead

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    My eyes, my eyes!
     
  15. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    Imagine the intimidation factor you would have if you used that as your profile picture Buggy!
     
  16. TJV

    TJV Lifelong Packers Fanatic

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    :eek: If posting the picture in post 10 doesn't result in a lifetime ban, at the very least Raptorman needs to pay a fine and suffer a public flogging! How about a civil suit for damages by all of us who, through no fault of our own, saw that image? Shame on you Raptorman, SHAME! :mad:

    BTW, my sources across the pond inform me that Bill is now much better off having relinquished the wearing of the pants in his house. :D
     
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  17. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    I for one will not go anywhere near him, to flog him, if he is wearing that outfit! Maybe like a piƱata event, we can all be blindfolded?
     
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  18. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    You saying you saw Buggy food shopping?

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  19. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    ok.....think I found the original....

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  20. buggybill2003

    buggybill2003 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I am ignoring you all now :mad:. This is victimisation.
     
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  21. Pokerbrat2000

    Pokerbrat2000 Opinions are like A-holes, we all have one.

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    Sends Buggy a hug!

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  22. TJV

    TJV Lifelong Packers Fanatic

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    Agreed. That picture in post 18 was uncalled for! You'd never wear that hat!
     
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    I had a feeling what I was clicking into, but did it anyway. Now I have regret
     
  24. Poppa San

    Poppa San SB I trophy First of four Staff Member Moderator

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    Too bad there isn't a moderator around to close this down and delete the entire thread. Or move it into a forgotten subforum like the 1943 draft .
     
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  25. Croak

    Croak Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    My eyes are too burned to delete the thread.
     
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