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"A Man Named Suh" song parody

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by shaner021, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. shaner021

    shaner021 Cheesehead

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    As sung to Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" & sung from Evan D-Smith's perspective.

    Our coach got us up at quarter to four
    Up to shower and out the door
    I didn’t want to but what could I do?
    Off to Detroit in the middle of the night
    Little did I know there’d be a big fight
    And Id get stomped by a man named Suh.

    Kickoff arrived & man it was tough
    Lot of pushing cause we played it rough
    And I wasn’t sure if Id play the whole game through
    I manned on up and pushed them Lions back
    Cause I didn’t want let them get a sack
    But its hard when you get stomped by a man named Suh.

    He forced my head down into the ground

    And held it there so I couldn’t turn around
    He was three-O-seven, so what could I do?
    He finally got up & I flipped on my back
    What he did next I thought he was on crack
    Cause I just got stomped by a man named Suh.

    I was mad as hell but kept my cool.

    I knew what he’d done was against the rule.
    And that the men in black would know what to do.
    The call was quick, and it was right
    They threw him out before Id fight
    After being stomped by a man named Suh.

    The post game presser was funny as hell

    He denied it all as far as I can tell
    Even Deion, Faulk & Irvin said he had to get a clue
    The important thing is we won the game
    Beat them Lions at home to add to the shame
    Even after I got stomped by a man named Suh.
     
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  2. Forget Favre

    Forget Favre Cheesehead

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    It's a hit!
    An instant classic!
    Really, I loved it!
     
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  3. Bensalama21

    Bensalama21 Ben

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    :tup: Appoved!
     
  4. packerfan4ever

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    pretty good stuff[​IMG]
     
  5. Powarun

    Powarun Big Bay Blues fan

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    That is a good one, the media hating is only beginning.
     
  6. Dan115

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    Santa just put Suh on the naughty list.
     
  7. neilfii

    neilfii Hall of Fame Fan

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    I'm pretty sure Santa already had him there -- you can't fool Santa Claus.
     
  8. shaner021

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    Glad you all liked it! Im not a Packer fan (lowly Cards fan here), but I root for any team to go 19-0 and shut the 1972 Dolphins up! Go Packers!
     
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  9. ozbuc

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    With apologies to Shel Silverstein.
     
  10. Dan115

    Dan115 Cheesehead

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    Lions will not take any disciplinary action against him.
     
  11. greenandgold

    greenandgold I'm Dirty Hairy Callahan

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    What's the three-0-seven mean?
     
  12. shaner021

    shaner021 Cheesehead

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    Suh weighs 307 (per his stats page).
     
  13. Dan115

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    Might mean 307 lbs
     
  14. GreenBlood

    GreenBlood Banned Banned

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    Do you mind if I get a karaoke track of "Boy Named Sue" and record this to put on Youtube?
     
  15. shaner021

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    I would be flattered! If I could sing & was musically inclined Id do it. Since I cant & Im not, have at it please!
     
  16. GreenBlood

    GreenBlood Banned Banned

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    I think I might have to add a verse or two to get it to fit with the backing track I have. I'll post back when I git 'er done ;)
     
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  17. GreenBlood

    GreenBlood Banned Banned

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    A final verse:

    Now the moral of the story is clear as glass
    if the Lions pass rush is a pain in your ***
    there's only one little thing you've got to do
    Just shove him around and get in his head
    And sooner or later his brain'll go dead
    And that'll be the end for that man named Suh.
     
  18. realcaliforniacheese

    realcaliforniacheese A-Rods Boss

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    Lowly Cards fan eh.. Hey lowly Cards fan, who are the only 3 founding teams of the NFL left?
     
  19. shaner021

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    Is it Bears, Packers, & Cards? That's w/o looking it up, just my guess.
     
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    GreenBlood Banned Banned

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    I haven't looked it up either, but I'll say Packers, Cardinals and Giants.
     
  21. Forget Favre

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    That's my guess too.
    Aren't Da Bears just a little bit older than the Packers?
     
  22. PJ79

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    There's no way Suh's suspension will be overturned. If you want to see his career summed up in one minute, check out this clip.
     
  23. GVN2FLY

    GVN2FLY Cheesehead

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    He will be out for 2 games. Suh is an idiot. He deserves it.
     
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