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A little Packers humor

Discussion in 'Packer Fan Forum' started by favrefourevre, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. favrefourevre

    favrefourevre Cheesehead

    Jun 5, 2005
    Favre's Greatest Moments

    As Brett Favre begins his well-deserved retirement, Onion Sports takes a last fond look at the moments that made him the most beloved athlete in recent memory:

    July 14, 1990: After being involved in a near-fatal car accident, Favre has 30 inches of his small intestine removed, magically unlocking his hidden passing ability

    Oct. 31, 1994: Favre whips a 10-yard pass to Robert Brooks with such force that it carries the receiver past the Bears secondary and 89 yards into the end zone

    Dec. 24, 1995: Three Steelers defensive players tackle Favre as he scrambles toward the end zone; staggering to the sidelines, he vomits blood, 72 ounces of Blatz, four half-digested Vicodin, and a clump of sod before returning to the field and vomiting a 1-yard touchdown pass

    Jan. 11, 1997: Favre is honored with his third NFL MVP award, although the honor is partially intercepted by Barry Sanders

    Dec. 24, 2000: Favre throws for 289 yards and two touchdowns against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers despite having a six-foot steel girder protruding from his abdomen

    Jan. 6, 2002: Favre insists he did not let Michael Strahan have the sack record on purpose, explaining that "Curl Into A Ball Right" has always been in the Packer playbook

    Dec. 22, 2003: While playing the best game of his career against the Oakland Raiders on Monday Night Football the day after the death of his father, Favre realizes that all it takes to be your best is to have the worst possible thing happen in your life

    April 4, 2004: Hair immediately turns gray after being frightened by ghost of Reggie White

    Aug. 15, 2005: When the NFL outlaws playing with joy, exuberance, and enthusiasm, Favre is given a veteran's exemption and allowed to enjoy himself in games

    Nov. 18, 2007: With a short underhand toss to running back Ryan Grant, Favre becomes the NFL's all-time leader with 15,000 shovel-passing yards

    March 4, 2008: Moments after announcing his retirement, Favre enters a glass display case at the NFL Hall of Fame, where he can currently be seen.

    Haha my favorite is the Brooks one!

    Also for your viewing pleasure:

    Packers Tell Fans They Gave Favre To A Nice Farm Family

    Brett Favre: Strongside/Weakside
  2. BangTheDrum

    BangTheDrum Cheesehead

    May 7, 2007
    Personally I liked the Strongside/Weakside, last strongside... "Set some kind of record anytime he did anything" haha
  3. cheesey

    cheesey Cheesehead

    Nov 24, 2005
    Good stuff. The Onion can make up some funny stuff. They are almost as good as me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. yooperfan

    yooperfan Cheesehead

    Dec 4, 2004
    Come on give us one Chuheeeesy!
  5. ElleBlue

    ElleBlue Cheesehead

    Jan 18, 2008
    Funny! Glad you posted these.
  6. mateus

    mateus Cheesehead

    Dec 19, 2007
    "competitive spirit no longer helpful in new job as stay-at-home dad"
    brilliant, simply brilliant.
    i didnt get to follow his whole career so this one brought some laughter during class:
    April 4, 2004: Hair immediately turns gray after being frightened by ghost of Reggie White
    id like to add:
    best throw of the 2008 playoffs: the snowball during the seatle game. hehe
  7. IronMan

    IronMan Cheesehead

    Nov 23, 2006
    I remember that game! :lol:

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