A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.....

[AllouezPackerFan]

I refused to do it. I told him, there are three things I don't do....tattoo hands, tattoo faces, and tattoo Vikings or Bears logos. Surprisinly he understood.

 

[The Drew]

LOL... Nice!!! Way to turn that bum away!!!

 

[Forget Favre]

I like just about all the logos. Vikings, Bears and Lions included.
But I suppose I would have turned down Brett Favre too.

My least favorite is the Browns. Just a lame helmet. At least they could put a cool looking CB on there.

 

[Forget Favre]

I refused to do it. I told him, there are three things I don't do....tattoo hands, tattoo faces, and tattoo Vikings or Bears logos. Surprisinly he understood.

Why don't you do faces and hands?

And are you familiar with this site?
Ugliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

 

[AllouezPackerFan]

Why don't you do faces and hands?

And are you familiar with this site?
Ugliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

Well I don't tattoo faces because I GUARANTEE in 15 years no one will want a tattoo on their face. That was just the way I was apprenticed. Hands I will only do if the person I'm tattooing is pretty well covered already. You gotta look out for people sometimes. Sometimes they don't understand the permanence of tattoos.

Like why would you wanna put a Viknings logo on your body? Lol.

 

[AllouezPackerFan]

Why don't you do faces and hands?

And are you familiar with this site?
Ugliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

I am familiar with those horrible looking tattoo sites and they make me so upset. Haha. People really need to look into where they are getting their work done and never NEVER get anything done that isn't done by a licensed professional in a sterile environment.

Like this picture of this girl with the ice cream cone tattooed on her face.....whoever tattooed that on that girl is a horrible person, even if she insisted that she wanted it.

 

[Forget Favre]

Well I don't tattoo faces because I GUARANTEE in 15 years no one will want a tattoo on their face. That was just the way I was apprenticed. Hands I will only do if the person I'm tattooing is pretty well covered already. You gotta look out for people sometimes. Sometimes they don't understand the permanence of tattoos.

Thanx for the answer.

Nice to see how thoughtful and considerate you are in regards to your work.

 

[7thFloorRA]

It took me looking through 15 pages of that site, but the one of Bobby Hill that said Thug Life was awesome. The fat girl riding a fried chicken leg like a bull was pretty damn funny.

 

[PackersRS]

I am familiar with those horrible looking tattoo sites and they make me so upset. Haha. People really need to look into where they are getting their work done and never NEVER get anything done that isn't done by a licensed professional in a sterile environment.

Like this picture of this girl with the ice cream cone tattooed on her face.....whoever tattooed that on that girl is a horrible person, even if she insisted that she wanted it.

First off, no freaking way that is real.

And good job with the douch... I mean client.

 

[Bogart]

I like just about all the logos. Vikings, Bears and Lions included.
But I suppose I would have turned down Brett Favre too.

My least favorite is the Browns. Just a lame helmet. At least they could put a cool looking CB on there.

LOL that's funny cause the Browns used to have a goofy logo, i think this was it.

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[AllouezPackerFan]

I actually do this goofy thing when I go to conventions.....I tell clients that I will tattoo them for free. They can pick the spot they want it, but I get to pick what the tattoo is. There was a guy at a convention that I was at in Pennsylvania that was wearing a Bears jersey, and he wanted a free tattoo. He said he wanted it on his back around his shoulder, and I tattooed a perfect looking piece of cheese in the shape of Wisconsin on him, and the cheese was all moldy around the Illinois-Wisconsin border. Priceless.

 

[Forget Favre]

LOL that's funny cause the Browns used to have a goofy logo, i think this was it.

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Thanx for posting that.

I think that brownie is too sissified for today's NFL.
He fits in with a more innocent time.

 

[greenandgold]

I refused to do it. I told him, there are three things I don't do....tattoo hands, tattoo faces, and tattoo Vikings or Bears logos. Surprisinly he understood.

I might have thought about starting it, then adding the red circle with the slash though it at the end!

:viksux:

 

[GreenBayGal]

I like just about all the logos. Vikings, Bears and Lions included.
But I suppose I would have turned down Brett Favre too.

My least favorite is the Browns. Just a lame helmet. At least they could put a cool looking CB on there.

I know, right? Or call them the oranges because that's the color they use.

 

[Forget Favre]

Your thread title reads like the set up to a joke.

Let's see who can come up with the best/funniest punchline.
I'll start:
A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.
So I put one on that looked like an empty trophy case!

OK you try....

 

[GreenBayGal]

A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo. Here's what he got. :viksux:

 

[greenandgold]

I know, right? Or call them the oranges because that's the color they use.

Nope, still call them the Browns because that is the color of poop, which is what their team usually plays like.

 

[IluvGB]

So I had to scroll thru for myself to find the Bobby Hill's Thug life,..and gave up by page 10, and looked back at the post and saw that I didn't go far enough,...so I think I would hit last page, .... 214 pages of tattoo's??!?!!?

Pg. 15 is where I found Bobby,.... Here are others that cracked me up!
1."Jesus is over it" picture was too much!!!
2. "Eye of the Tiger" getting squished by man boobs
3. "I chew on my clothes when I get nervous too"
4."Marilyn Monroe" burn victim
5. Every tattoo where the nipple is in the way!
6. Every tattoo that has a misspelled word

 

[Forget Favre]

So I had to scroll thru for myself to find the Bobby Hill's Thug life,..and gave up by page 10, and looked back at the post and saw that I didn't go far enough,...so I think I would hit last page, .... 214 pages of tattoo's??!?!!?

Pg. 15 is where I found Bobby,.... Here are others that cracked me up!
1."Jesus is over it" picture was too much!!!
2. "Eye of the Tiger" getting squished by man boobs
3. "I chew on my clothes when I get nervous too"
4."Marilyn Monroe" burn victim
5. Every tattoo where the nipple is in the way!
6. Every tattoo that has a misspelled word

It's a crazy site, isn't it?
Unbelievable what people will want and get on their bodies. Forever.

 

[Forget Favre]

A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.
Looking up I saw that it was Brett Favre.
So I tattooed "Traitor" on him instead.

 

[GreenBayGal]

A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.
Looking up I saw that it was Brett Favre.
I called the cops and had him arrested for showing me where he wanted his tattoo. (sick bast*rd)

 

[DevilDon]

A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.....
on his "purple helmet" and I said "Hey Brett, Jenn likes victories not victoria secret.

 

[Bensalama21]

there's only 1 tattoo I would ever get. The Packers logo.

 

[DevilDon]

A guy just walked in the shop and asked to get a Viking logo tattoo.....
He asks for the first Vikings SB MVP so I give him ET.
No terrestrial being can help the Queens.

 

[7thFloorRA]

Crabtree should be on that website. He looks like someone drove a monster truck tire through an ink pad and then drove over his arms.