OK, I'll bite. Mike Vick, Warren Sapp, Cris Carter, TO, Fat Albert, Mike McKenzie, Jim McMahon, Jaws, Randy Moss, Chucky, Mooch, Tony Mandarich (we coulda had Barry Sanders or Derrick Thomas!!!) John Randle, Brian Bosworth, my ex....
Gotta ask, though...why the hate for Jarrett Bush?? Nope...