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Bulaga last year, Sherrod this year.

Packers - Still young, only going to get better. Lions - This is the year Stafford stays healthy and with Fairley they'll dominate the line of scrimmage in every game. Bears - Regression after last year. Cutler will throw 20+ picks. Vikings - Ponder turns out to be pond scum, Peterson is...

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Matt Flynn can divide by 0.

Matt Flynn was set to co-star with Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but the studio decided that nobody would go see a movie called "Matt Flynn Beats The **** Out Of Brad Pitt For 3 Hours".

Matt Flynn once sent adult text messages to Jenn Sterger, but the pictures were too large and she couldn't open them.

Matt Flynn once threw a ball so hard that it caused the world to spin back a rotation and repeat a day.

Matt Flynn doesn't sleep. He also doesn't wait, like that ***** Chuck Norris.

On the first day, God said "I think I'll create light tomorrow", and Matt Flynn said "**** that ****, you're doing it today". And so, out of fear for his life, God created light. And it was good.

Of all the hilarious posts in this thread, this one wins. :icon_lol:

The statues outside of Lambeau Field were carved by Matt Flynn... with his bare hands.

I'll take Elmore just to backup my prediction in the thread about him that he'd be the week 1 starter at OLB.

He's a Super Bowl winning QB. Dan Marino wishes he was Matt Flynn right now.

I'd like to go Von Miller, but I think Denver's going back to a 4-3 this year and I just don't think he can be as successful in that alignment.

But how many of the highly touted wide receivers walk into a situation with a phenomenal young QB throwing it to them and a proven top 5 to 7 NFL receiver on the opposite side of him? Not to mention that they have a fantastic running game also. It's a very rare situation, imo.