You know it's cold when...

Celsius and Farenheit are equal like this morning here, -40
If you don't here from WinnipegPackFan it's probably casue he's frozen in a ditch somewhere. How are things in God's country? I'm heading out to paly hockey and I get the feeling I'll come home without my manhood, if you get what I mean. ackbeer:

Man that is cold !!!
As to going out playing hockey in that temperture, tie a string to it, so you can
find it.
I have to use a rope ! :thumbsup:

It was -14 farenheit yesterday morning. Our pipes froze. Had to have the landlord call a plumber.......had no toilet most of the day. It's fixed now. Hope it stays that way!
A "BALMY" -7 this morning!

You know it's cold when...





your nipples get hard? Is that the answer

I laughed

I believe the medical term for that is nippleitis! :rotflmao:
Vikes I can see why you need a rope cause you what the they say "if you don't use it you'll lose it" Don't worry that's just an expression you don't need to keep a noose on the little guy :rotflmao:

... when ur nipples can cut glass

You KNOW it's cold when.....................

your a man, and you have THREE lumps in your throat!!! :thumbsup:

You know it's cold when...............

you go ice fishing with your Dad and Uncles and when you go to take a pee you realize all men ARE created equal. :rotflmao:

What wussies out there...The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!!!
Our coldest temp so far at my house this winter has been -37.....3X.

Did your car start? And was it parked outside, or in a garage?

My truck always starts...I plug it into a current bush! :rotflmao:

Headbolt heaters and extension cords are standard equipment on vehicles out here. Parked in a garage???? Junk and beer refrigorators go in the garage.

To answer your question cheesey, yes, my truck started but we had to jump my wifes Grand Am. Her pride and joy convertible is parked in the garage for the winter.

Sad, but true.

That is why I wear swimming trunks into the shower, don't like to look down on the unemployed. :sad:

:rotflmao: You could always go with the soap-on-a-rope! :rotflmao:
This morning wasn't to bad, up to a balmy -38. Without wind it actually isn't bad but it's when you get the wind I start crying like a school girl.(or a hungover Bears fan) ackbeer:

It was -12 here the other day. Schools were all closed. I guess this is the coldest its been in Michigan since 1996 when it was -20.

Thats why i stay fat........it keeps me from seeing my "little Buddy!" (I stole that term from "Skipper" on "Gilligan's Island!" Hmmm......maybe thtas why he CALLED Gilligan "Little Buddy!") :rotflmao:

LOLOL!!! Isn't "school girl" and "hungover Bears fan" being redundant??? :rotflmao: :thumbsup:

Its that cold when even ten above zero is balmy

Above zero is always better then below zero.
(and i won't even make the "Zero2cool" joke i was thinking!!!) :thumbsup: :rotflmao:

So far this winter I have had to wear a coat to work two times, yesterday and Monday. Today, wiht the balmyness it is here in Kenosha, I went back to no jacket....can't lose it that way!

Cheesy all that time away has left you stored up with a lot of great material! :rotflmao:
Today my frickin tractor didn't start. Nothing runs like a Deer my ***. I guess this one runs the the Deer in Cheesy's freezer.
Using the jumper cables reminded me of that commercial a few years a go with the girls running in swimsuits with jumpercables and they called it Green Bay watch. Classic

Trippster...........the cold will probably get through to you around May!
(It has a LONG way to "soak" in!!!)LOLOLOL!!!!
JUST KIDDING TRIPP! :rotflmao:

Thanks CDN! Tis true........my "Cheeseyness" is finally returning! (To everyone on here's dismay!)
So, with that tractor...........did you get a "John Deere" letter? (Instead of a "Dear John"?) :thumbsup:
I hope it didn't cause you to drink too much, and end up "plowed!"

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Aww......come on Vikes! Your just jealous that YOU didn't think to post this!!!LOLOLOL!!! :rotflmao:

:rubeyes: Deere, oh Deere you guys are crazy!
The only thing around here getting plowed these days are the hookers :rotflmao: BTW I wonder if Cheesy finds Canadian prostitutes attractive if they're wearing snow suits :rotflmao: