YOU ARE ALL INVITED....

Thursday April 3rd at Applebees on Hwy 93 South in Missoula. You can all join in the festivities and help me celebrate old #65. Those who show up will be treated to "live" entertainment, such as MontanaBob doing the Medicare Card flash dance :shock: ; Mrs. MontanaBob demonstrating how fast she can call for the guys in the white coats :evil: ; and MontanaBob himself singing a heartwarming rendition of "Show me the Way to go Home." :lol:


PS....presents not necessary, but lots of cash would be a nice gift. 8)

Awww Bob......i seriously wish i could be there with you to help you celebrate your "official" induction into old age!
If i had the cash, i'd fly out there just to spend that special day with you!!!
You KNOW i would make it memorable! :wink: :lol:

I can see the Missoula newspaper the next day........"CRAZED MAN STREAKS THROUGH CROWDED APPLEBEE'S RESTAURANT! CHILDREN SCREAM! ADULTS VOMIT! SOME GUY NAMED BOB LAUGHS!" :lol:

I feel soooo young..


Happy birthday, ya ol' coot!

STOP FEELING YOURSELF TRIPPSTER!!!! :lol:

Hey! its the only time I ever get touched.....

Happy Birthday Bob! I would make the drive up that way if it werent for this pesky job. Have a wonderful time.

Enjoy i would go but im British and im a student... we have no money us students

Naw....not true!!!
I have met you, and you have been "touched" for YEARS!!! :lol:

have a great one, bob.

There once was a man named Montana Bob
Got too old, so they kicked him off his job.
Said "Bob, ya gotta collect Social Security,
and don't forget to join AARP"
Bob got mad, said "That just ain't gonna fly!"
But after 5 minutes they asked him why he was mad, and he said "I can't remember why!"
So off to celebrate his birthday Bob did flee!
He said "65 years ain't old!.............If'n yur a TREE!" :lol:

Happy Birthday Bob!! Wished we could celebrate with you. Have a great time at the party I will be thinking about you.

HBMB. Would have loved to come.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :beer: :cane:

HBMB. Would have loved to come.

me and Bob are gonna get so trashed at Applebee's...

No way I can make the trip across the big lake to be there.
So Happy Birthday will have to do.

You really gonna be there Arrow???

TEST TO SEE IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL OLD GEEZER

1. Have you ever driven more then 3 blocks with your turn signal on?

2. Has your belt migrated up, where it now rests directly under your "man boobs"?

3. Do you refer to anyone under the age of 50 as "kids?"

4. Have you ever found yourself yelling at squirrels, or thinking that the rodents are plotting against you?

5. If a neighbor child's ball lands in your yard, do you yell at him/her and not let them have it back till they are 30?

Wish that I could be there to help you celebrate Bob, would be a hoot!

Since I can't make it, and I know that you have "issues" with squirrels, I will do the next best thing.
As a present I shall send you the "A-Team"

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy the party. I would go but I'm on the other side of the world and I'm 15 and have like no money...

Cheesey,

I answered yes to all of those questions.

#1.....30 miles is my record.
#2....actually my belt has gone the other way. My Keep Milwaukee Famous
physique lets me wear the "Low Riders" type of jeans.
#3....my kids are in their 40's....see, I called them kids.
#4....every waking hour those squirrels are haunting me. When I retire
it's open season 24-7 on those critters.
#5....You should see the collection of basketballs, footballs, soccerballs
and baseballs I have. Gonna put them on e-bay.

Actually the party has been changed to Saturday night. Couldn't get reservations for Thursday for some reason. Did you get that Arrow, because I understand you're paying.

Have a great day Bob!

I have to laugh about the squirrels. A buddy and myself have a little get together we call "porch hunting". We sit on his porch by the pool, drink beer, and shoot anything coming through his yard. Usually squirrels or birds. Did hit a possum once and a couple of skunks. We consider it fair game since we are using pellet guns from 50-70 yds. However, a steady aim and a scope can even the odds!

Skunks are NOT nice critters to anger!!!
They have a NASTY revenge!

Bob........now that you are an official "geezer", i have just one question...........what does it feel like??? :shock: :lol:
(Cheesey waits for Bob to reply.....but he's busy chasing squirrels)
Hey....thats a change........the "nut" looking for the squirrel!

Man Bob.....wish i could be there to celebrate with you! We'd paint the town red! (Or at least one wall of it) :wink: :lol:

Happy B Day MBob. I am taking my wife out for dinner tomorrow evening just to celebrate your Bday. It is going to be around 7 PM Central so that is 6 pm in the mountains. She probably thinks it is for our anniversary but you will know the truth.
Cheers.