Yoopers like their beer

YOOPER

A Texan walks into a bar in da U.P.OF MICHIGAN; clears his voice and
says to the crowd of drinkers "I hear you YOOPERS are a bunch of
hard drinkers. I'll give $500 dollars to anybody in here who can
drink twelve bottles of beer back-to-back." The room is quiet,
no one takes up the Texan's offer. EINO gets up and leaves.
Thirty minutes later EINO shows back up and taps the Texan on the
shoulder. "Isss your bet still goot?" asks EINO. The Texan says, "Yes"
and asks the bartender to line up twelve bottles of beer . Immediately EINO tears into all 12 of the bottles drinking them all back-to-back. The other bar patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives EINO the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin',
where did you go for that thirty minutes you were gone?" EINO replies,
"Vell, I hat to go to da bar down da street to see if I could do it
first!"

LOL

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