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mg: I don't see this ending well.

Certainly fair though, and thanks for posting it in the correct Forum!

And here I thought I'd be reading a joke of the likes I had never heard before.....

What gives.... C'mon, PHIL - let's get with the subject of the thread, partner!

Whatcha got fer us?

Was their not a lot of anti packer jokes in Philtration post before. Phil did you edit them out?

Later
Leopardmech

Three Packer fans and three viking fans were getting on a train. Tha Packer fans only bought one ticket, while the viking fans bought 3. "How are you going to handle that?" the Viking fans asked the Packer fans. Just watch. When the conductor came around, the Packer fans were in the bathroom. The conductor knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please.". The Packer fans handed him one ticket. While the Vikings--not to be outdone by the Packers--thougt that was a pretty good idea; so on the return trip, they were seen buying only one ticket. The Packer fans didn't buy any. When it was time to collect the tickets, the Viking fans went into the bathroom. The Packer fans knocked on the door, and said, "Tickets please."

yep he did.


by the way that was pretty funny carol..

You guys have seen this one, right?

Too funny! Eh Vikes?

All 3 full sized >>HERE<<

Heres an oldie...After another Packer loss, a Pack fan comes home at 2:00 am, drunk and dejected as usual. His angry wife meets him at the door with a broom raised over her head. Pack fan says,"Were you sweeping or are you planning on flying somewhere?"

MY FAV ----

The Wall


Three guys, a Dallas fan, a Packer fan, and a Viking fan are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Dallas Fan says, "I am a farmer, my Dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Texas."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Texas was forever made fertile for farming.

The Viking Fan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Minnesota so that no infidels, Bear Fans, or Packer Fans, can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Minnesota.

Izzy, the Wisconsinite asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state;
nothing can get in or out."

Izzy says, "Fill it up with water."

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Then there's this.... ..........woohoo!

A Question of Balance

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?". "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass. "What's that one?" he asked.

"Ah," said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite shore-line along the Great Lakes. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth b@$t@rd$ I'm putting next to them in Illinois and Minnesota."

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