Why the Bears suck

http://deadspin.com/5935713/why-your-team-sucks-2012-chicago-bears

I must confess that I didn't read the whole thing but I sure got a few chuckles out of the part that I did. LOL!

The Bears suck because they're the Bears.

Just a side story...Last Sunday night, my husband & I were flying over Chicago in a 172 Cessna at 2,500 ft. We were over Soldier Field during their pre-season game. My husband opened his window and yelled, "The Bears Suck, The Bears Suck, The Bears Suck!". It's not likely that anyone actually heard him but it may have been a world record of shouting "The Bears Suck!" to thousands of people.

Was that you guys? I thought I heard a voice from above yelling "The Bears suck!"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/38858/

Why is water wet?
Why is the sky blue?
Why do the Bears still suck?
Because they just do.

They bashed Mike Ditka but I like him though... He usually picks the Packers to win the game.. and sometimes even against the Bears. Plus, his favorite current NFL player is Rodgers.

Best creative use of foul language this side of "Veep".

The pic of him as a coach on the field flicking off the camera man is classic

That was you????? I thought God finally thought it was time to tell them directly!
Trapped

I hated him when he was a coach, and still do. But as a person/analyst now I like him haha

Well, their logo is shaped like a toilet, which should tell you all you need to know. Want proof?

I read the entire article, that was VERY funny.

Polish Sausage...

Are you ready for some football? LOL

Now THAT is funny!

If the bears were a fish they'd be a sucker fish. If they were a cross between 2 dogs it'd half bull dog & half shitzu. If they were a football team they'd be......who are we kidding their no football team

Yeah hey der Stosh!
Da ya tink ifin we go down to da Lambert Field and cry eye enough da will give us da game from da Monday night der?
My sister was so upset las night she was not a wantin to have da sex wit me and my Rodgers blow up doll has a leak in her.

Remember one thing here Bozo....Deep dish Chicago pizza is probably made from WISCONSIN cheese!

Yep, last time I looked, 13 > 9!

No... Bears fans actually use indoor toilets.
You guys should try it.

Wow... you really got me there.
The words Wisconsin and cheese do go hand in hand but not in the way that you would like to believe.

By the way.... Deep dish pizza is just for the tourists.
Kind of like when you guys brush your tooth and put on "cleaner" bib overalls.

illinois is waaaay more redneck than wisconsin. Clearly you have never left cook county.