What you wanted to be when you grew up....

And the smug Officer Cheesey replied " Cheer up Bob, now that you have a troubled past, TT will sign you to the Packers, just like K-Rob!"

"And if THAT doesn't work out, we can always trade you BACK to the Vikings, who will then dump you on either the Raiders or Dolphins!" :lol:
(This is FUN!) :wink: :lol:

"And if THAT doesn't work out, we can always trade you BACK to the Vikings, who will then dump you on either the Raiders or Dolphins!" :lol:
(This is FUN!) :wink: :lol:[/quote:24fl7a0t]

"But Officer Cheesey, I would really like to stay with the Packers" replied Bob (The Sandwich) Whitebread. "Even though I am getting old, and I get intercepted a lot, it's not my fault. I don't understand, the Packers now have the most talent I have ever seen. I want to stay with them forever"
As it was getting close to lunch time, Officer Cheesey and his partner, Macaroni, combined their efforts in order to prepare a tasty treat.

NOW I DEFINITELY WANT MY LAWYER!!!!! Messing with my name and turning me into a cheese melt sandwhich.
I'm calling the cops!

(Montana Bob then looks at his telephone so he can dial 9-1-1...........he finds the "9" ok, but is still trying to find the "11"!!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

What....you mean there's no 11 on the phone? Sh--!! I'm still trying to find the finger holes on my cell phone.

Just do like i did Bob! Heat up a screwdriver, and make your own holes! :lol:

Thanks for the tip. Phillips or slotted? #1 or 2? Wide blade slotted or narrow? Jeez, decisions, decisions.


Got it.....gonna use my pellet gun.

I wanted to be about 6'4 or so but have to settle for 5'11. The way I see it, most everybody else has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than I do.

Hey Cheesey, that humor was for you buddy!

billionaire, however I only got to millionaire

Send a little my way Gakk,

You have no Idea how much I put on the Pack to cover the spread last week !!!

lol, poor winni!

Ohio State won me my money. thats how i figured out how to get interested in college. bet on it. then i care!

LOLOL!!! I'm only 5'8".......so it would hit you FIRST!!! :lol:
My Uncle Larry was hit by lightning........it came through the window while he was in bed! Burned his head, but didn't kill him. He was weird even BEFORE the lightning strike!

Thats why i don't bet! I can't afford to lose! Heck, i had to take out a loan to by a scratch off ticket! :lol:

So steel in the head must run in the family.LOL

HA!
Naw, Cheesey can't get hit by lightning. That is why the railroad fired him.
He was a bad conductor!!!!
:rotflmao:

cheesey - meet your match - vikesrule!!! rofl!!!

I haven't had a match since Superman died!!! :lol:

So THATS why i like "Steely Dan" music!!! :lol:

Thats true! I got fired, and had to BOLT out of his office! Actually, i got fired cause i was going to go on STRIKE!
So, i just went home and drank a gallon of "WHITE LIGHTNING!"
Had me WIRED for days!
This site gives me a good OUTLIT for my anger though!
I know......no one is SHOCKED to hear that!
I'm thinking of trying to get a job singing with ELO! (Electric Light Orchestra)
:wink: :lol:

You are NOT a well grounded individual !!!

You are NOT a well grounded individual !!! [/quote:1k6lve44]

Trust me.....my Mom GROUNDED me all the time! I almost made her blow a FUSE!!! :roll: :wink: :lol:
(Your turn!!!)

Oh man, Cheesey has A SHORT CIRCUIT. Too many AMPS in the pants.

(It's not only my ciruit thats short!!!!) :lol:

Good one MB !!! You're keeping current.