Packers Weekly NFL power rankings

[News Bot]

1. Seattle Seahawks 1 (last week)
Defense ate nails for T'giving.
2. New Orleans Saints 3
Got Monday night fever.
3. New England Patriots 6
Best weapon: smoke and mirrors.
4.Denver Broncos 2
Need to have one for the road.
5. Carolina Panthers 5
Breath hot on Saints' neck.
6. Kansas City Chiefs 4
Need GPS tracker to find Peyton.
7. Cincinnati Bengals 8
Will treat success the Bengal way.
8. San Francisco 49ers 11
Must keep Rams penned in.
9. Indianapolis Colts 7
Irsay's anger could be Titan-ic.
10. Detroit Lions 9
Giving dirtbags a good name.
11. Dallas Cowboys 13
Hope to blow it in the playoffs.
12. Philadelphia Eagles 12
Fans cursing only half the time.
13. Arizona Cardinals 14
Offense allowed to show face again.
14. Chicago Bears 10
Run D: At least we're not GB.
15. St. Louis Rams 19
Almost don't fear 49ers defense.
16. Baltimore Ravens 23
Were wondering if SB was dream.
17. Miami Dolphins 17
Offering O-line on eBay.
18. Tennessee Titans 21
Proving mediocrity still matters.
19. New York Giants 18
Going with other 53-man roster.
20. Green Bay Packers 16
Dressing up as '80s Packers.
21. San Diego Chargers 26
Fans finally oppose blackout.
22. Pittsburgh Steelers 20
Tomlin special teams player of week.
23. New York Jets 15
Perfected gift of giving.
24. Buffalo Bills 24
Dream of 5-win season in reach.
25. Cleveland Browns 22
Choosing Weeden over forfeit.
26. Tampa Bay Bucs 28
Never too late to blow top-5 pick.
27. Washington Redskins 27
Sequester holding back offense.
28. Oakland Raiders 25
Optimistic they won't tie this week.
29. Minnesota Vikings 29
AP views Bears D as bowling pins.
30. Atlanta Falcons 30
Still trying — to go home.
31. Jacksonville Jaguars 32
Thumbing nose at Texans.
32. Houston Texans 31
Afraid they'll be recognized.

Source: JSOnline.com