Tough being a Viking Fan

Subject: Fw: Vikings fans vs Packers fans
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> A family of Green Bay football supporters heads out one Saturday to do
> their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a
> Vikings jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a
> Viking fan and I would like this for Christmas". His big sister is
> outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go
> talk to mother".
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> Off goes t he little
> lad with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his
> mother. "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Vikings fan
> and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at
> this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your
> father!"
>
> Off he goes with the Minnesota jersey in hand and finds his father.
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> "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Vikings fan ! and I
> would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
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> "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT !"
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> About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
> towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you' ve
> learned something today?"
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> The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
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> "Good son, what is it?"
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> To which the son replies, "I've only been a Vikings fan for an hour
> and I already hate you Packer bastards."
>
Sometimes the truth hurts. LOL

oh tsk tsk. disown the little rebel.

cute and how true that is!!!

Made me think of Mike Holmgren's son who is (or at least was) a Cowboys fan.

I do not believe that Holmgren has a son, he supposedly has two daughters.

He has 4 daughters: http://www.seahawks.com/coaches.aspx?SecID=43&CoachID=1

I thought I remember some commentators saying he had a son who was a Cowboys fan...hmmmm....

Does anyone else know what I'm saying?

Oops I stand corrected.

I would imagine that the toughest part of being a Viking fan would be putting on purple clothes and then going out in public.

That's true! :lol: :lol:

oops stand corrected

but the truthv is everyone hates vikings fans

i have this friend who grought a vikings shirt to school... although i overcame it, theres still a part inside me that wants him dead.

another time i was at the stampede and i saw a guy wearing a culpepper jersey, then a guy wearing a brady jersey (i hate the patriots. and i almost had a stroke.

well ,that shows how sad my love for the packers is... i guess i'm proving your point...

i'm sorry for my crappy grammar, it's late at night and i forgot to press the preview button.

You know, shifty's dad, I agree with the statement that everyone hates viking fans and the team itself. We have traveled extendsively and when people hear we live in MN, they ask if we are viking fans. When we say no, it's almost as if they are breathing sighs of relief. In fact, when we say we are Packer fans, their whole attitude towards us changes. Maybe, it's because almost all viking fans have attitudes.

Yes, Carol, I have to admit everyone and everything hates us.
A friend of mine, who moves around a lot, used to be a Viking fan. But whenever he wore a Viking jersey, the skies would darken and birds would fall dead from the sky.

Townspeople would chase him with pitchforks and torches, and burn his house down.
His children would be beaten at school and his wife forced to work the streets.

But then he put on a Packer jersey.
The Sun would burst forth from the clouds, chasing the rain away!
Dead flowers would suddenly be bursting in color and rainbows would be everywhere!

People would smile at him and beg him to come to their house for dinner.

In fact,I swear I see bluebirds fly out of his a$$ now that he is a Pack fan!

Alas,I must suffer with my purple brethren the slings and arrows the rest of the world sends my way.

But at least we know how to throw a boat party!

Oh, yeah, beat the bears!

As ashamed as I am to admit it, my son likes the vikings. He doesn't follow football much yet,but he likes the idea of a viking. Kinda like he also likes the cowboys because he likes to dress up like a cowboy. My wife bought him a vikings hat ( almost caused divorce ), but I won't let him wear it out of the house (for his own safety). Then I went out and bought him a Lions winter coat that he of course has to put on before he goes out into the cold michigan winter. I ask for all your prayers for my son. He's only 7 so there's still hope.

How could anyone wear something like that at Stampede (which, IMO, should always be capitalized out of respect).

Hahahaaaaaaaa...You forgot that when a Packer fan blows his nose $1,000 bills come out and instead of saying "Hah hah hah Ahhchoo" they say cha-ching.

Very funny big 3. I enjoyed the humor this early in the morning.

i feel for your son big3...
and a note to vikefan, what are you doing on a packer forum site... you are a viking's fan aren't you? and yet... you just talk on a place where you obviously don't belong... being a packer site and you being a viking fan... am i getting to you?
p.s i liked your post... it was funny

I'm here because I have a crush on Packerchick and I like to type on a green background.

vikefan, flattery will not draw me over to your dark side.

you don't know the powers of the dark side. :Evil:

adoption, big3

hey big3 why dont cha come over to the big GB

I can't beat this addiction/sickness. Being a detroit lions fan is not a choice, it's something that just happens that you that you can't get away from no matter how hard you try.