Things To Do During Off-Season

Coming down from that Super Bowl High? Going through football withdrawls? Here's some ideas that might help.

- Make a video of all the times Jay Cutler has been sacked by the Packers. Variation: all the times he's been sacked in his career - this might require more than 1 disc.

- Build a voo doo doll that looks like a MN Viking & put pins in it. I know which number will be on my doll but you can choose your own in case you're still hanging on to a dream.

- Find your old "Cowboy" figurines & put dresses on them.

- Count the number of beads on your game-day strands.

- Buy a bag of cheese curds, mold them into football shapes & put them in the freezer until next season.

- Write a poem about the Chicago Bears. Try to use words that rymn with "choosers" or "Bucket" <sp variation "Buck-it".

- Count the number of times the MN Vikings have won the Super Bowl....oh, never mind that one. :viksux:


Well, that should get you started. Maybe you can come up with some more ideas. IS IT FOOTBALL SEASON YET?????

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all.
Playing solitaire till dawn, with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nuthin' to do!

Commence the nit-picking:

Include making a video of all of his picks, and it's a fun activity for the whole offseason!

No need. They're already down and not getting up.

Again, no need. Their play speaks for their demeanor.

Delicios AND creative!
Can change to beetroot for those on a diet.
Can wrap in bacon for those that like to live fast and die young.

Bears fans don't comprehend poems. Will have to translate. Too much work IMHO

Now that's just mean...

Make a video of the Vikings all time blunders. I would buy that.

Moving to the smack area, also...

Work out and get into drinking shape for next year.

I do my 12 ounce curls religiously!

i got nothin .... But you guys are funny!

I didn't know this sort of thread was supposed to go to a particular place. I'll learn as I go. Thanks.

Rule of thumb.

If you're rubbing it into someone else's face (regardless if you're right or not), it's smack talk in the smack area

My dad put salt water in a jar and labeled it "Cutler's tears."

:Heristical: :clapping: :rofl: :yes:

I'll hand out towels in the locker room scenes.

You're so thoughtful. I bet it has nothing to do with wanting to see their heinders, right? :icon_wink:

Things to do in the offseason?

Watch gas prices skyrocket apparently.

Well, who can we blame for that now that Bush is gone?

Surely not Obama. :dry:

Lord knows I love to google lyrics and go to youtube for forgotten songs:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpzbMLDliyI]YouTube - Flowers On The Wall by Statler Brothers[/ame]

In Wisconsin it must be public employees and teachers. They're getting blamed for everything else that is wrong in this state.:scenic:

Well when the teachers are encouraging student to skip school to go help them support their side, it's kind of hard to side with the teachers.

No, no no!!!! PLEASE don't turn my clever thread into a politcal pissin' match!!! :beg:

But it's all true...

I like to polish my Matt Flynnn shrine and after that's finished, I practice my Matt Flynn chants. Don't worry I think I have a life.

That reminds me of the Kevin Bacon commercial. Know which one I mean?

*edit* nevermind, haha

Hmmmm, things to do while no football.

How about find the total number and names of every Bears starting quarterback since Favre and Rogers have started for Green Bay?

Must have been about 15-20.

Walk though Chi, totally dressed fromm head to toe in Packer wear.

:chisux::chisux: