"The pet store parrot"

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a
house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some
pretty vulgar stuff."





The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
said,

"New house, new madam."





The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation considering how
and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
from work.

The bird looked at him and said,




"Hi, Keith!" :lol:

That's good, Cheesey!

Thanks Miskito!!! I thought it was pretty funny myself!!!LOLOLOL!!! :lol:

so, whats so funny about that? Sorry I just dont get the joke here.

The husband's name was Tom and the girls came home from school a little early.

They should not have been offended.

oh.

:wtf:

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LOL Good one Cheesey made my evening!

OK........PC........i don't know if you are kidding or not.........so in case you arn't kidding,
a parrot from a house of prostitution, KNOWS this woman's husband by NAME!! Meaning of course, he MUST have been a client there MANY times!

:feeling your pain:

hey - cliff's notes for jokes?!? it's a new CHEESEY invention!!!!!!!!!!! go cheesey go!! :rotflmao:

and good lord, pc - if you ARE being serious - i just don't know what to say!
:help:

AHHHHH. Now I get it. :lol:

Blonde?

I don't know if PC is blonde or not..........but I sure am!!!

Hey 4pack.......you know me........I'll do ANYTHING to make sure everyone gets the full impact of my cheesiness!!! Don't want to leave anyone behind!!! :lol:

Yes, I am blonde, formerly a brunette. I admit it and thats my business.

AHHHH.......BOX blonde!!!! (I'm NATURAL!)LOLOL!!! :lol:

You love blondes.

PC......you won't get any argument with me there!!! I always say.......there are 2 types of people in the world.........those that are blonde, and those that WISH they were blonde!!!

I always caught crap when i was a kid, cause BOTH my parents had BLACK hair! (I must have been the mailman's kid!!!) 8)

oh my dear. how does it happen?

LOLOL!!! My brother had black hair.......my sister brown hair............
It actually came from my Dad's Mom.......she passed away 7 years before i was born. She was the only blonde in the family that i know of.