"The blonde guy"

An Irishman, a Mexican guy and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "

Burritos again! If I get burritos! one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."

The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw

corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,
I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said.....





"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch" :lol:

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Nice one Cheesey.

Hey....i'm blonde, and i'm a guy......so i'm allowed to make fun of myself! :lol:

Three blonde hunters are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks.

The first blonde says "They're deer tracks."

The second blonde says "They're elk tracks."

The third blonde says "They're moose tracks."

Then a train hits them.

Off topic .. but I heard this one this weekend..

An accountant, a lawyer, and a farmer were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands and all the way up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Illinois, and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Minnesota, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The farmer zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Wisconsin, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."

:lol:

A blonde gent was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the blonde and yelled, "Hey, don't pee in the pool!"

The blonde replied, "But everybody does it!"

"Not from the diving board!" shouted the lifeguard.

I remember that day...........it was SOOOOO embarassing!!! :lol:

That comeback was almost as funny as the joke.

(tips hat to both Pack93z and Cheesey)

Thank you Zombie!
I don't mind being the butt of a joke. I learned not to take myself too seriously!
Heck, if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't make fun of others!
I have done enough stupid things in my life to write a book!
Probably SEVERAL books! :lol:

Really?

I love making fun of other people, but when people make fun of me, I put on some emo music, start crying, hide in the corner and cut myself.

Dang..........I'd hate to see what your arms look like now!!! :lol:

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

LOL.. well done! The laugh for the day.

I am not sure but I think while Cheesey was not actually in the boat, he was over the other side snorkling.

yeah, because his divers air tank was out of air.

Now that would be a photoshop worth looking at.
Cheesey with a driver's mask, tank and flippers on in a dirt field. op:

PA-LEEEEEEZ don't give them any ideas!!!!

(Besides.........i had a hell of a time getting the corn outta my snorkel!) :lol:

:lol:

93 Z your da best!

I didn't think you could pull it off!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I should have KNOWN better!
(I'm cancelling my snorkeling trip to Iowa now!) :lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EG-eHlSYYa4

I forgot all about that video. Holy crap that is some funny stuff. Thanks for posting it Bang!

Not a blonde joke but I heard this one and laughed today, so I will share...

Guy's girlfriend is constantly not feeling well with a huge range of symptoms. Doctors arent sure what is wrong with her so they run some tests. Finally the doctor comes in to talk to the boyfriend.

Doctor: "Sir I have some good news and some bad news".
BF: "Oh, no!" Tell me the good news first."
Doctor: "Ok, the good news is we narrowed down the illness, but there is nothing 100% conclusive."
BF: "And the bad news?"
Doctor: "It's either Alzheimer's or AIDS.
BF: "How can I tell which it is?"
Dr. thinks for a minute...
Doctor: "Take her out for a long drive and leave her in the middle of nowhere. If she shows up at your house, don't sleep with her!!"

LOL! thats a good one