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Sorry Bear Fans, but heres a Joke!!

Discussion in 'The Atrium' started by Heatherthepackgirl, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. Heatherthepackgirl
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    In a school just outside Chicago, a first grade teacher
    explained to her class that she is a Bears Fan. She
    asked her students to raise their hands if they are
    Bears fans too. Not really knowing what a Bears fan is,
    but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all
    fly into the air.

    However, there is one exception. A little boy named
    Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.

    The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
    different.

    "Because I am not a Bears fan." says Timmy.

    "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

    Timmy says "I am a proud Green Bay Packers fan!"

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
    red. She asks Timmy why he is a Packers fan.

    "Well, my Mom and Dad are Packer fans so I'm a Packers fan, too," Timmy responds.

    The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
    says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your
    dad was an idiot?

    Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Bears Fan."
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    But STILL funny!!! :thumbsup:
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    First time I heard it....I thought it was funny to...:)
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    yes its an oldie but a goodie.
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    :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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    Hey......i have heard the same thing said about ME many times!!! :rotflmao:
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    :rotflmao: Great Joke
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    Here is a few more older jokes...

    A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching the Packers / Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do a dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
    The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee, that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"

    The bartender replied, "We don't know. The dog is only five years old."

    Or one of my favorites..

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!"

    Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs."

    Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Bears?"
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    Can't leave those Vikings out either..

    A Green Bay Packer fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Minnesota Viking fans?"

    The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan, too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
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    (LOL! I LOVE that one!!!) Sorry Vikesrule!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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    This is one of my favorite oldies, humor mixed with truth. :razz:

    Albert Einstein

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first
    person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
    To which the man answers,241."
    "That's wonderful!!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
    Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe.
    We will have so much to discuss!"

    Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "Whatis your IQ?"
    To which the woman answers, "144."
    "That is great!!"responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

    Albert goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
    To which the man answers, "51."
    Albert responds, "How about those Green Bay Packers?".
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    Speaking of state IQ, LOL....

    Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up der.

    The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

    He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.


    Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head
    and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for
    me."

    Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the
    cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
    bag and a shotgun. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a
    parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

    Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the
    parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
    bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says,
    "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

    Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
    appears. He's also been to th e pet shop and is carrying a paper bag
    and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds
    it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down
    and down and hits a rock and breaks his spine.

    Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his budgie
    jumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars hengliding ."
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    Those are the best jokes.

    Ha ha these are the best ones yet.
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    A Bear Fan, A Packer Fan and A Viking Fan are driving home from a draft party wearing their Team Jerseys when their car breaks down.

    After 30 minutes of trying to flag down a car they realize no one is going to stop for them as the few cars that come by just keep going.

    Finally the Packer Fan says: "I have an idea. I will lay in the middle of the road like I am injured, you guys hide in the ditch. When the car stops for me I will explain that we are boke down and just need a lift. The Bear and Viking fan think that is a great Idea so the packer fan lays in the middle of the road and the Bear and Viking fan hide.

    They hear a car coming around the bend...

    mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM THA THUMP! MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm and the car keeps on going.

    The Bear and Viking fan run up to the road, look at the Packer fan splattered all over the road and are in shock. They drag him off the road.

    The Bear Fan says... You know it was a hell of an idea. It can not fail twice... Go hide and I will give it another shot.

    Again... they hear a car coming around the bend

    mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM THA THUMP! MMMMmmmmmmm
    And the car dissapears over the horizon.

    The Viking fan drags the dead Bear fan off the road and lays him beside the dead Packer fan.

    Standing there by himself the Viking fan thinks... Damn. There is no way it can fail three times in a row. It is just too good of an idea, so he lays down on the road.

    A car comes around the bend.

    mmmMMMMMMMM- THA THUMP! Screeeetch.

    MMMMMMMMMMMM- THA THUMP! Screeeetch.

    MMMMMMMMMMMM- THA THUMP- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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    I bet these jokes are TRUE stories!!!
    Yeah........THATS the ticket!!!! :thumbsup:
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    Question
    Did you hear about the fire at the Packers' library facilities?
    Answer
    Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet.

    Question
    What do you call it when a Packer Fan wear purple?
    Answer
    Artificial intelligence.


    A Day On The Farm
    One day there were 2 vikings fans and 1 packers fan running down a road in the middle of nowhere. They were bored so decided to steal stuff from a farm 5 minutes down the road.
    They ran into the shed and started taking stuff. The packers fan fell down and made a loud noise that startled the farmer.
    So the farmer saw them and then they ran to the barn and each hid in a seperate barrel. Both vikings fans were in the first 2 barrels and the packers fan was in the last.
    So when the farmer kicked the first barrel, the vikings fan said "meow meow" so he thought it was a cat.
    He moved on to the next barrel and kicked it. Then the vikings fan said "ruff ruff" so he thought it was a dog.
    He moved on and kicked the last barrel and the packers fan said "potatoes potatoes."
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    I don't get it???
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    Two Viking fans were talking about the Super Bowl when the one asked the other "Hey, whats a Lombardi Trophy?" And da udder one says "How da heck should I know? I'm not a Packer fan!!!"
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    Yep, you're a Packer Fan :rotflmao:
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    GHOST SEX

    A professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a lecture of the supernatural.
    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
    seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
    3 students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
    further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

    Way in the back, Cheesey raises his hand.
    The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
    You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

    Cheesey, wearing a Packers jersey, replied with a nod and a grin,
    and began to make his way up to the podium.

    When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
    "So, Cheesey tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"


    Cheesey replied, "From way back der in da back I taut you said Goats."

    :rotflmao:
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    I don't get it??? :boo: :thumbsup:
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    The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Vikings are Super Bowl contenders."

    Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"


    And for the Bears....

    What did the average Bears player get on his Wonderlic test?

    Drool!
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    LOLOLOL!!! I never heard these........they sure made me smile today!!!
    (Oh.....and the "youtube" one..........I LOVED IT!!! :rotflmao: :thumbsup: )

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