Somebody PM'ed This To Me On The Vikings Board

Sung to the tune of Staying Alive by the Bee Gees......
"Staying Behind"

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
That my rectum’s filled.... with coaches chalk.
My lips are numb and my *** is torn,
Been a Vikings fan,
Since I was born.

And now it's all right... it's ok.
I made the only team that’s gay.
Other fans... don’t understand
How Vikings teams play man on man.

When you do your brother or whether it’s your mother,
You're stayin behind, stayin behind.
Feel the bridges breakin and everybody shakin,
And were stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ooooh la, la, la, stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ja-red’s ….got… ya …..stayin behind.

Well my team is low, but I get high,
And if I can't play well... I really try.
My fans have wigs, with strands of yarn,
That’s shaped and sized,
Like my right arm.

You know it's all right…its ok.
I'll learn to lose a different way.
Just don’t try …to understand,
What Fagnar puts inside my hand.

When the coach is snooze’n and everybody’s losing,
You're stayin behind, stayin behind.
Consider it a blessing,
When Harvin’s PMS-ing
And were stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ooooh la, la, la, stayin behind, stayin behind.
Play…like…grand…ma … staying behind.

(inter)

Team’s goin nowhere…somebody sacked me.
My teammates hit me last.

If I don’t change that scoreboard,
I’ll have to change my panties fast.

(refrain)

Well, you can tell by the way I try to throw,
That my receiver’s name... is ****-stain-co
I can’t get hurt… or even dinged
‘Cause Joe Webb changes every-thing.

And now it's all right... it's ok.
The fans just look the other way.
Percy’s smarts....are not the best..
His wonderlic score’s on his chest.
And now it's all right... it's ok.
I made the only team that’s gay.
Other fans... don’t understand
How Vikings teams play man on man.

When you do your brother or whether it’s your mother,
You're stayin behind, stayin behind.
Feel the bridges breakin and everybody shakin,
And were stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ooooh la, la, la, stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ja-red’s ….got… ya …..stayin behind.

Well my team is low, but I get high,
And if I can't play well... I really try.
My fans have wigs, with strands of yarn,
That’s shaped and sized,
Like my right arm.

You know it's all right…its ok.
I'll learn to lose a different way.
Just don’t try …to understand,
What Fagnar puts inside my hand.

When the coach is snooze’n and everybody’s losing,
You're stayin behind, stayin behind.
Consider it a blessing,
When Harvin’s PMS-ing
And were stayin behind, stayin behind.
Ooooh la, la, la, stayin behind, stayin behind.
Play…like…grand…ma … staying behind.

(inter)

Team’s goin nowhere…somebody sacked me.
My teammates hit me last.

If I don’t change that scoreboard,
I’ll have to change my panties fast.

(refrain)

Well, you can tell by the way I try to throw,
That my receiver’s name... is ****-stain-co
I can’t get hurt… or even dinged
‘Cause Joe Webb changes every-thing.

And now it's all right... it's ok.
The fans just look the other way.
Percy’s smarts....are not the best..
His wonderlic score’s on his chest.

That came from a V fan? He must be one of the smart ones.

Ok...now THAT'S hilarious... the cut 'n' paste function is going to get worn out using that one...

Gawd, I wish I was that creative. Would have loved to take credit for it, but I'm just too honest.

Love it. I just signed up today and found this! I think I'm in love with this site already!

Carry on...