So To Have A Few Yucks I..........

.........went to the Bears message board, where I got in a stupid argument about catching a "mess" of perch. He wanted to argue how many perch made up a "mess" then told me I didn't understand basic math.

I told him I understood math very well
Green Bay Packers, 13 NFL Championships
Chicago Bears, 9 NFL Championships

13 > 9.

Elementary.

HA! I understand that math perfectly. Packers have a "mess" more championships than those silly Bears.

Don't mess with a Packer fan? In a battle of wits with a Bears fan, the Bears fan is only half armed.

Or you could use Steeler math and be 4 > 1 Super Bowl win.

That's because the Steelers fans don't like 13 championships > 6 championships.

Besides, even though the Squealers were in the NFL since the 30's, they never, ever won a championship until there were Superbowls. Therefore there WERE no championships before Superbowls. Lalalalala (Sticking fingers in ears)

Funny, I was just having this little conversation with my daughter. Funny how they think real football didn't start until the 70's.

Well it's true.
Since we all know the football world revolves around the Stealers (How dare you think it doesn't!) Packers may have only two Super Bowl/Championship wins. Maybe.

Ummm, they have FOUR!

Sarcasim I was being.

If you were, I don't get it. Where does 2 come in? Or are you saying they only count after the Squealers won THEIR first?

Latest thing on the Bears MB. Hooting and hollering about our defense giving up big chunks of real estate in a game. But once again I used logic and pointed out that opposing teams have score 1 point LESS on the Packers, than the Bears vaunted defense had let opponents score. And the fact the Packers have more interceptions than any other team.

As long as we outscore what they can put up we just put more notches in the "W" column.

But of course it doesn't work. Never try to enlighten a Bears fan with facts, It annoys the Bears fan and frustrates you when he still can't see it.

The latest classy thing on the Bears MB. They're saying what a good thing it is that Forrest Gregg has been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. Like it is God punishing him for daring to be tough on the Bears when he was playing. What a bunch of maroons.

Wow. That's pretty class-less. That would be like saying it was a good when Sweetness passed. I would hope that Packer fans would not react that way.

Who, you mean pill popping cheater man?

That is just showing it is possible, not that I really feel like that.

Was he a pill popping cheater? I really wasn't aware of that. I just know that he was GOD to Bears fans. But then again, they think Cutler is a manly man too.

Yeah, he popped vikes just like Favre was, and was two timing his wife. Even brought his hoe to the Hall of Fame induction while wife and kids were there.

Doesn't sound too "sweet" to me.

Yeah, but I still can't take away he was good when he was playing.

Can't understand it, I got like a 3 week ban from the Bears MB. Guess the mods there don't like hearing the truth. Anyways the latest yuck there is the same people yelling "We're going to the Superbowl this year" after they got Roy (Oops, Dropped Another One) Williams, are now howling to cut him NOW, that worthless scumbag!

And to take that worthless Marian "The Barbarian" Barber and drug dealing Sam Hurd with him back to Dullass

I usually hated it since most of the times I was watching him he was playing against Green Bay.

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