So has anybody on here actually met another on here?

I'll prove it to you that I'm not.
What's your:
Phone numbers?
Social Security number?
Address?
Bank account info?
Email?

Oh and BTW, I had a rich aunt and uncle and cousins who all died of a rare disease in Kenya, which is where I'm writing from.
You send me the above info and I'll be sure to deposit the 600 million dollars into your account because he has no one else to leave it to.
I also have some ocean front property in AZ to sell you as well.

Can I send you a cashiers check for 5,000 and promise to send me back most of it???

I'm setting up the lawn chair with a cooler full of beverages by the mail box right now.

Why you guys assuming we're alcoholic because of Brazil? It's not us who consume 38 galons of beer per year... Plus, Brazilian beer is quite ******.

Good caipirinhas, though. Even better Caipiroskas (made with vodka, not cachaça). And awesome Sakerinhas (made with Sake).

Oh, suddenly an urge for a strawberry sake... I mean a beer! Better yet, a scotch! Ahem...

Maybe because we are from a state or rooting for a team in a state where beer is used to baptize babies?

Vegan blood here.
Won't clog up your arteries, baby!

I go to college and play xbox live with carolinapackerfan

I met a girl in Janesville once that told me she was a vampire. Things were going well until then. I was afraid to go much further. Wasn't worth the explaining I would have to go through when I got home to my girlfriend at the time in Michigan about the wound on my neck and my strange behavior...

haha

^ I called that phone number you posted up there.
I got some girl named Jenny.
When I asked for Poppa San, she said nobody lived there by that name.
When I asked who else lived there, she told me to hold on.
A moment later I heard her yell "Run Forrest, run!"
Weirdest phone call I ever made so I hung up.

So I decided to track you down by your address.
I swear. That is the biggest greenhouse I've ever seen!
But, dude. You gotta put a roof on top.
Otherwise you'll freeze the tundra.

And what's with all those names in big letters surrounding the place?
Special guests you've had over for a visit?

She probably figured you were the private detective my wife has following me. BTW, that was very poor timing.

If you know that a private detective is following you, then he's not very private.

Um, it isn't a greenhouse. We had an algae bloom so we drained the pool. The green stuff that looks like grass wasn't supposed to be there. We let it freeze over for ice skating in the winter. The lower level of names are lane markers for the marathon swims. The upper names for skating / snowmobile races. What looks like seating is terraces to reduce turbulence. Also the baby bass use it to hide from the muskies.

This is a crazy idea.
Bear with me on this one.
Maybe it could somehow be converted into a stadium and it could host football games?
Yeah. I know it's far fetched.
But just something to maybe think about.

Yeah. And one of them said "When the Arizona Cardinals come to our house, we're gonna beat them!"
1st of all, I had no idea that there were cardinals in Arizona. And I didn't know that they could be made to fly on demand to Green Bay. (Guess they're not too happy in the desert heat. As hot as Wisconsin gets in the summer, it's the North pole compared to hotter places.)
2nd, why didn't he say Poppa Sans house?
Third, what did cardinals do to deserve to get beaten?
Birds are my favorite animals. What did they ever do to those guys?

Something ain't quite adding up here.
Can't put my finger on it just yet.

We gots ta meet.
Put our heads together. (Or your fangs in my neck. Bite me!)
To try and figure out this place!

While you were there did you see that large room full of mementoes?
I thought footballs were supposed to be brown, not silver.

I heard Poppa has a bit of comedic routine he hosts every year. I guess a bunch of guys in purple travel to his place & make fools out of themselves by pretending they know how to play football. Sometimes they bring their wives/girlfreinds but it's hard to tell them apart because they ALL have beards. That Poppa knows how to throw a hella party.

You're all invited to a fete that I plan again this next February. Seems the local gridiron club has some game in Indianapolis then and if they win, it's supposed to be important. I enjoyed the one we had last year and I'd like to make it an annual event with all the locals and media and visitors welcoming them home. They get some memento for putting on the mantel to collect dust. Everyone at the program goes all giddy and excited when they show it around. Must be really special because nobody in Minnesota or Michigan has one. The Illinois club only got the one. Must be hard to get.

I'm pretty sure I'm free that day, Poppa. Maybe those folks from up nort dere hey would like to come too if we invited them. I think I might have some extra green and gold attire to borrow them. You'd think they'd figure out that girlee purple is out of style and aint never coming back.

That girlee purple will fit right in at their new digs in LA. (nother subject, nother time) I forgot to mention the token charity fee to keep the riffraff out of the party.

Riffraff as in "Bears fans"?