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Seriously Pickles

Discussion in 'Smack Area' started by all about da packers, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. arrowgargantuan Cheesehead

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    alright guys im outta here for a couple days...

    to the beach house!

    a-dap don't let the place fall apart while i'm gone.



    peace mofo's!!
  2. all about da packers Cheesehead

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    Let the deleting/locking/banning of members ad nausem BEGIN! :twisted:

    FINALLY THE SITE IS MINE, ALL MINE.... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA. *cough*



    :p
  3. tromadz Cheesehead

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    Still waitin for my moderator banner.
  4. Zero2Cool Cheesehead

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    Wait a sec, hell froze over?
  5. pyledriver80 Cheesehead

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    Are we talking about having no life? Well, lets do a little review of what has transpired. Sit back and enjoy

    One day in Packerland a few loyal fans were throwing out random comments about thier favorite team. A team that has the most NFL championships, a team that has all but owned the division the last decade or so and a team with a Hall Of Fame QB who has been a thorn in the side of the lesser Chicago Bears.

    Out of nowhere, a comment showed up in the smack section. Now, this was not your normal Trom getting made fun of, or AADP and Zero bickering, but instead was something so ridiculous that I had to double check to see if it was indeed an assessment of the Packers team, or just a bunch of scrambled words written by a pre-pubescent child.

    To my great shock it turned out to be a fan from an opposing messageboard. This fan referred to himself as Mr. Pickles. I tried to unscramble his crossword puzzle posts, spent numerous hours trying to decipher his secret special olympic type smack, but was not able to do so.


    I could not help but wonder why he talked in 3rd person so much but as I continued trying to read his babble it became clear. He is his only friend. Hours and hours of time spent in your parents basement will do this to you. When you can't talk to women, and have no friends you must find someone to talk to.

    I tried to understand Mr. Pickles thinking. I tried to understand how you could become so bored with life that you would resort to coming to an opposing teams messageboard day after day. How could you base your self-worth on the number of people that view your posts or reply to your grammatical jumble of words. I was almost in tears as I went to the Bears messageboard after an alert from a Packer Forum member who stated Pickles had resorted to self promotional boasting. What I saw was gut-wrenching. A guy who was so eager to point out how great he was yet showing that he needed reinsurance and acceptance.


    What followed was a landslide of stupidity. The UNIPUKER, BearDown, Poofer, etc, all came aboard to pat each other on the back. To gang up, like a scene from Revenge of the Nerds, on Packer Nation. They sit there with thier taped up Coke Bottle glasses and pocket protectors ready to pounce on the mighty Packer Fan in droves, like fleas trying to feed off a dog. They are here to to annoy, to cause an itch, but in the end the Dog is still the Dog and the Fleas are still the Fleas.
  6. 4thand26 Cheesehead

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    Your second paragraph sounds like it is straight from the SNL skit with the SuperFans (substituting GB for CHI). Of course we all still know that a miniture Ditka would beat the crap out of any future HOF QB to wear the green and gold.
  7. Mr.Pickles Cheesehead

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    "yawn"

    Grade-school corn, not even at its best.

    Keep stalking buddy, Mr.Pickles has given you something to do with your time now!!!

    Oh yea, the phone on speed dial, that is for real!

    Embarrassing!

    Mr.Pickles tip of the day #205:

    Even when people try to save face, they still dig there own grave....
  8. pyledriver80 Cheesehead

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    Stalking? I was here long before you buddy. I don't call it stalking, it's more like Ethnic Cleansing or basically taking out the garbage. I'll just be sure to tote the garbage around and point out how stinky it is before I throw it in the dumpster behind the woodshed.
  9. thepoofer Cheesehead

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    What is this? People from Wisconsin do indeed have soapboxes?? Or do they steal those from Illinois also?

    So the Packer fan is indeed stupid. The proof is in the "state of the board" speech at the top of the forum page;

    "just dont respond......"

    "dont say anything....."

    "just ignore them....I mean it"

    But alas, those of limited intelligence just cant help themselves. Its like candy to a fat girl. How many in Wisconsin are still fooled by a jack in the box? Yet, you keep cranking away. Just by my intelligent posts, I could turn you all homosexual;

    "just dont try it......."

    "Just dont look at that man...."

    "Just dont kiss another man with an open mouth"


    "Oh no! What have I done" To quote the great Lance Hendrickson.



    CHEERS!
  10. tromadz Cheesehead

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    worst.post.ever.
  11. BearDown Cheesehead

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    Do you have any idea what Ethnic Cleansing is and how insulting it is for you to use that in the given context?? BTW, I like how upset everyone on here is about Mr. Pickles crashing this board. Honestly, what is the point of a "smack area" if there aren't opposing fans on here? Why don't you and your minions quit crying like a bunch of women and go to a different forum if you don't like it.

    I've given honest answers to topics on hand but blind homers like yourself believe the Packers are almighty. You are impossible to have an honest football conversation with. Ahman Green's nuts are in your eyes, rendering you blind, and Donald Driver's are in your mouth, making your babble impossible to understand.
  12. pyledriver80 Cheesehead

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    It was, until BearDown chimed in.
  13. BearDown Cheesehead

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    Looks like I saved the post. Congrats to me.
  14. 4thand26 Cheesehead

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    "Ahman Green's nuts are in your eyes"

    I am not sure why, but that is a funny statement. Not the fact that it is aimed at Packer Nation-I don't care for name calling. Just the thought of one man's nuts in another man's eyes. That statement should go to the allstar game of smack.

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